Wondering if you're adopted because your the only sexy one in the family.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If my mom had a Twitter I'd probably get in trouble for someof the stuff I say on there lmao — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A woman's heart should be so lost in God that a man needs to seek him in order to find her. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's amazing seeing how everyone is coming together for the same reason. God is great. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls on Periods - I'm fine. I hate you. I love you. I want ice cream. Come here. Get away. You're cute.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear parents, I had my whole weekend planned out before you said thatlittle two letter word. Sincerely, now I have NO friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Does anyone Else Think its Wierd when they go some Where Different And Everyone's Like Can You Say ____ Beacuse they Like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
From a girl's point of view, guys always chase sluts and hoes. From a guy's point of view, girls always chase jerks… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The greatest thing in life is finding someone who knows all your mistakes and differences and still finds you absolutely amazing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey Guys I Just Got Home My Head Is Killing Me But I Took a Medicine. And I'll be on and Post… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear 4th grader on facebook, How are you in a complicated relationship? What'd he do, stealyour animal crackers? -. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Th best thing in life is finding someone who knows all your flaws and weaknesses and still thinks you're completely amazing! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish my phone never ran out of battery and my fridge never ran out of food. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ladies admit it.. When you like a guy, every other girl that talks to him is considered a slut . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You call me 3 times, I ignore it.*Unknown call* Who the f*ck you trying to making fool — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That hilarious moment when someone tips the waiter with THIS!! Thanks!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I miss slamming my phone shut when I got off a call mad, not poking my screen in an angry rage… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced people actually think you are stupid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when your saying the alphabet becauseyou can't remember what comesnext — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That hot guy moment; when he takes of his hat, does the flippy hair thing, then puts it back on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No girl believes that she's beautiful until a guy comes along and makes her feel like she is — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Naming someone you know your parents approve of, when they ask who you're texting — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Peeking out of your 3D glasses during a movie just to see the difference — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our fan of the week is... Debra Clarke! Congratulations í. To get picked as our next fan of the week, — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment, when your class is so immature it could easily be mistaken for 3rd graders. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Phone on silent : 10 missed calls. Turns volume to loudest : Nobody calls All damn day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I'm bored, nobody texts me. When I'm busy, BAM! I'm the most popular kid on the plane — Anonymous Copy Share Image
(You watching video by yourself) You: HAHAHAHAAAAA! (You showing friend video) You: Hang on, it gets better. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
