“My tongue tasted like a gladiator's jockstrap [Marcus Corvinus after a night out]” — David Wishart Copy Share Image
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“the emperor had chewed off his balls and stuffed a one-way ticket to the Black Sea up his rectum [Marcus Corvinus explains… — David Wishart Copy Share Image
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