“However, although you might think this is the time of year to take some time off, you must never transgress one of the allotment rules: 'Thou shan't go on holiday in summer!” — Mitchell Beazley Copy Share Image
“Home-grown pears are best eaten in the bath - they're so juicy, it's the easiest way to stay clean!” — Mitchell Beazley Copy Share Image
“However, although you might think this is the time of year to take some time off, you must never transgress one of the allotment… — Mitchell Beazley Copy Share Image
“Home-grown pears are best eaten in the bath - they're so juicy, it's the easiest way to stay clean!” — Mitchell Beazley Copy Share Image
