It's like our country is being run by a bunch of bad alcoholic dads right now. — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe! jump of a bridge. — Gordon Strachan Copy Share Image
But I'm not a saint yet. I'm an alcoholic. I'm a drug addict. I'm homosexual. I'm a genius. — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
Sexy, no alcoholic, but she drink like a toilet. Told her do me a favor and put your mouth on this faucet. — Young Jeezy Copy Share Image
In the wake of my spiritual experience there came a vision of a society of alcoholics. — Bill W Copy Share Image
Because 'You're perfect just the way you are,' is what your guidance counselor says. And she's an alcoholic. — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
We waste days like mad blackbirds and pray for alcoholic nightsour silk-sick human smiles wrap around us like somebody else's confetti — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I was court-ordered to Alcoholics Anonymous on television. Pretty much blows the hell out of the second A, wouldn't you say? — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
I haven't had an alcoholic drink in 22 years, but when I did drink I'd go for either Canadian whisky or Budweiser.… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
When I hear alcoholics talk about having their demons, I think that they're probably absolutely literally correct. — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
Have you ever been to an AA meeting? No wonder these people are alcoholics - I've never needed a drink more badly… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
They're like ''You're an alcoholic.'' I go ''No, I'm not.'' and then-apparently that's what alcoholics say too, you know? — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
I may have the genetic coding that Im inclined to be an alcoholic, but I have the desire not to do that,… — Rick Perry Copy Share Image
I always say, "Never give your lead character an infant. Make them a recovering alcoholic, or the victim of a horrible violent… — Julie Plec Copy Share Image
“The biggest truth to face now – what is probably making me unfunny now for the remainder of my life – is… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Halloween is tomorrow. A group of wine experts has actually come up with a list of the best wines to pair with… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I'm a recovered alcoholic. I don't do anything anymore, but those things, those things take away ... You're a different personality completely… — Stan Getz Copy Share Image
I placed myself in amongst the animal kingdom so that I would be able to confront myself actually. It did not start… — Timothy Treadwell Copy Share Image
Some of my relatives held on to imagined memories the way homeless people hold onto lottery tickets. Nostalgia was their crack cocaine,… — Mohsin Hamid Copy Share Image
I think God is back, I think there is a huge amount of spiritual interest in the country. And I think the… — Nicky Gumbel Copy Share Image
If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Turning up Gower Street, she was headed to the First Presbyterian Church, not that she had suddenly decided to become born again… — Joel Crofoot Copy Share Image
I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few I would… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Men and women drink essentially because they like the effect produced by alcohol. The sensation is so elusive that, while they admit… — William Duncan Silkworth Copy Share Image
Well, when Eleanor Roosevelt's mother dies, she goes to live with her Grandmother Hall. And her Grandmother Hall is in mourning. She's… — Blanche Wiesen Cook Copy Share Image
“AA makes inflated claims about itself. Its foundational document, Alcoholics Anonymous (commonly referred to as the “Big Book” and a perennial best… — Lance Dodes Copy Share Image
I was every Londoner's stereotypical idea of a brash, vulgar American. When I got here, it turned out that London was the… — Toby Young Copy Share Image
The consumption of alcohol is increasing among youth. Targeting young audiences, advertisers portray beer and wine as joyful, socially desirable, and harmless.… — Dallin H. Oaks Copy Share Image
Trying to describe the process of becoming an alcoholic is like trying to describe air. It's too big and mysterious and pervasive… — Caroline Knapp Copy Share Image
To its committed members (the Democratic Party) was still the party of heart, humanity, and justice, but to those removed a few… — Nicholas von Hoffman Copy Share Image
Rumor had it that he was homosexual; in reality, in recent years, he was simply a garden-variety alcoholic. — Michel Houellebecq Copy Share Image
Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils. — Carrie Nation Copy Share Image
