I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. When it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
A school without grades must have been concocted by someone who was drunk on non-alcoholic wine. — Karl Kraus Copy Share Image
There are plenty of alcoholics who can be magnificent when drunk: it does not make them any less alcoholic. — Ingrid Bengis Copy Share Image
If alcohol is evil, then alcoholics are the people who constantly and selflessly fight the evil in this world. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
My mom's Jewish and my dad's Irish Catholic alcoholic, so I whine on the inside. — Margaret Smith Copy Share Image
WAIT! a minute if people who drink alcohol are alcoholics, then I should drink Fanta, and be fantastic ! — Maggy Smexi Harris Copy Share Image
Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Being bipolar and an addict and an alcoholic I have to keep myself very busy. I don't sleep. I am lucky if… — David Feherty Copy Share Image
The reason I'm not an alcoholic is I don't like to drink in front of the kids . . . and when… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
To give up power to change for the better is inherently distasteful to everyone, and to force people to affirm that they… — Chris Prentiss Copy Share Image
There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Trying to solve the problem by creating more debt is analogous to trying to stop being an alcoholic by going on a… — John L. Casti Copy Share Image
I can't convince you to put the drink down if you're an alcoholic, you have to want to do that. I can't… — Don Young Copy Share Image
“People think alcoholics are violent. They don't hold down jobs or they're out drinking every night. No offense to the people who… — Nyrae Dawn Copy Share Image
Even if an alcoholic is powerless over alcohol once it enters his body, he still makes a choice to drink. And, even… — Rick Perry Copy Share Image
I drank for about 25 years getting over the loss of my father and I took the anger out on myself. I… — Gary Oldman Copy Share Image
Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Working with drug addicts, alcoholics, and so-called juvenile delinquents in New York City convinced me that instead of working with individuals, more… — Jacque Fresco Copy Share Image
Sometimes they were together so often that it felt as though they really were a couple; sometimes weeks and months would go… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The traditional dictionary definition of the difference is that an alcoholic will steal your wallet in a blackout, come to, and apologize… — Jerry Stahl Copy Share Image
I have a lot of friends who come from alcoholic families, and they aren't alcoholics, because someone explained it to them. When… — Nikki Sixx Copy Share Image
"What is normal?" really becomes the question. What is normal, and how are we fooled into thinking it's something other than what… — Mark Ruffalo Copy Share Image
“Alcoholics Anonymous was proclaimed the correct treatment for alcoholism over seventy-five years ago despite the absence of any scientific evidence of the… — Lance Dodes Copy Share Image
By now, the corporations that dominate our media, like alcoholic fat cats, treat this situation as theirs by right... Their concept of… — Ben Bagdikian Copy Share Image
“AA has managed to survive, in part, because members who become and remain sober speak and write about it regularly. This is… — Lance Dodes Copy Share Image
I've been sober now for 18 years. With all the drugs, psychedelics and narcotics I did, I was [really] an alcoholic. Honestly,… — Dennis Hopper Copy Share Image
“AA makes inflated claims about itself. Its foundational document, Alcoholics Anonymous (commonly referred to as the “Big Book” and a perennial best… — Lance Dodes Copy Share Image
Well, when Eleanor Roosevelt's mother dies, she goes to live with her Grandmother Hall. And her Grandmother Hall is in mourning. She's… — Blanche Wiesen Cook Copy Share Image
Men and women drink essentially because they like the effect produced by alcohol. The sensation is so elusive that, while they admit… — William Duncan Silkworth Copy Share Image
I've been a practicing alcoholic and drug addict for most of my life. — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I'm no alcoholic. I'm a drunkard. There's a difference. A drunkard doesn't like to go to meetings. — Jackie Gleason Copy Share Image
![“I've been sober now for 18 years. With all the drugs, psychedelics and narcotics I did, I was [really] an alcoholic. Honestly, I only used to do cocaine so I could sober up and drink more. My last five years of drinking was a nightmare. I was drinking a half-gallon of rum with a fifth of rum on…” quote by Dennis Hopper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f73/dennis-hopper-8988_alcoholics_i-ve-been-sober-now-for-18-years-with-al_1517614.jpg)
