That's what alcoholics do. It's in their job description: fall apart and then keep falling apart. — Audrey Niffenegger Copy Share Image
If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink; but if you drink 20 O'Douls in a half hour, then you're a non-alcoholic. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Nice: meaning I'm going to be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them - to you. — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
Kids who drink alcohol, fairly regularly before they're 14 have a 48% chance... of becoming alcoholics. — Mariska Hargitay Copy Share Image
Once I know I'm an alcoholic then it is my obligation, duty to see what I can do about healing myself. — Malachy McCourt Copy Share Image
only a complete alcoholic can think life is funny ... any life! ... — Louis-Ferdinand Celine Copy Share Image
I don't like people who drink decaf coffee it's like what. Why you drinking it? Like it taste so good? That's like… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
One of the cruelest judgments sustained against me is that I have spoken out as a recovered alcoholic to stimulate my acting… — Mercedes McCambridge Copy Share Image
The mentality and behavior of drug addicts and alcoholics is wholly irrational until you understand that they are completely powerless over their… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
It's been said that alcoholics are egomaniacs with low self -esteem. It's the prefect description. Being larger than life and yet your… — Gary Oldman Copy Share Image
I'm an alcoholic, recovering. And I used to smoke cigarettes, and I was a philanderer and I, wouldn't call myself good. — Malachy McCourt Copy Share Image
Obviously, I'm not homeless. I'm not an old alcoholic. I'm not jumping trains. I just like to live in a certain way. — Patti Smith Copy Share Image
I suspect it may be like the difference between a drinker and an alcoholic; the one merely reads books, the other needs… — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
My mother is a special education teacher but also an artist, and my father an advertising executive. They are about as wacky… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
Epicurus thought that friendship and conviviality, which require present attention rather than being in an alcoholic stupor, as well as trying to… — Catherine Wilson Copy Share Image
I like to quote Homer Simpson: 'I'm like a chocoholic except for alcohol.' I come from a long line of alcoholics. It's… — Moby Copy Share Image
The only merciful thing about drug abuse is the speed with which it devastates you. Alcoholics can take decades to destroy themselves… — Rita Mae Brown Copy Share Image
But then, look at me. My brain is incorrectly formed, and I'm shaped like a tube. Plus, I'm an alcoholic, a "survivor"… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Addiction is more malleable than you know. When people come to me for therapy, they often ask me whether their behavior constitutes… — Stanton Peele Copy Share Image
I feel that people who haven't read my books and haven't heard me lecture - who don't in fact know what my… — Marianne Williamson Copy Share Image
I have a strong antipathy to everything connected with gardens, gardening and gardeners. . . . Gardening seems to me a kind… — Colin Wilson Copy Share Image
I mean, her father was an alcoholic, and her mother was the suffering wife of a man who she could never predict… — Blanche Wiesen Cook Copy Share Image
Dear lost sinner, if you are a wicked sinner, yet you do not have to die and go to Hell forever. If… — John R. Rice Copy Share Image
And with each step my heart broke for the person I would never find, the person who'd love me. And then I… — Denis Johnson Copy Share Image
I like the hip writers: Fitzgerald, the guy who committed suicide, Hemingway, all those guys. Some of them were alcoholics and drug… — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
“blinds them to anything and everything that falls outside that system. What they see and feel is only what feeds their addiction… — Richard Rohr Copy Share Image
I contemplate the idea that maybe I'm an alcoholic. I get this occassionally, the need to define myself as something-or-the-other, and at… — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
Well, the reality of her father was that he was a very diseased alcoholic, who died at the age of 34. And… — Blanche Wiesen Cook Copy Share Image
In my earliest of years, my mother was a huge force in my life. She was for all intents and purposes, a… — Harry Belafonte Copy Share Image
We believe, and so suggested a few years ago, that the action of alcohol on these chronic alcoholics is a manifestation of… — William Duncan Silkworth Copy Share Image
