Do you feel your best when your strung out on your morphine and meth? — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
“The trouble with alcohol is that it makes you feel young and look old.” — David Leddick Copy Share Image
I was drawn to all the wrong things: I liked to drink, I was lazy, I didn't have a god, politics, ideas,… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“One thing I know: For helping me forget how awful the world is, I prefer her to alcohol.” — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
Surrender to alcohol intoxication provides a partial and subjective shortcut to a more correct state of mind. — Gregory Bateson Copy Share Image
Even as a junkie I stayed true [to vegetarianism] - 'I shall have heroin, but I shan't have a hamburger.' What a… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
There are three things that are not to be credited: a woman when she weeps, a merchant when he swears, nor a… — Barnabe Rich Copy Share Image
FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
The devil lives in a double-shot", Roman explains himself obscurely. "I got a great worm inside. Gnaws and gnaws. Every day I… — Nelson Algren Copy Share Image
I realized I could really become hooked on these happy pills. They gave me a glorious feeling of general well-being and didn't… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“Alcohol. It can give the courage to talk dirty and the permission to go home with the bartender. It’s the alibi. The… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
The nearest my parents came to alcohol was at Holy Communion and they utterly overestimated its effects. However bad the weather, Dad… — Alan Bennett Copy Share Image
“It is ethanol that everyone is after when they drink alcoholic beverages. That is what gives us the euphoric feeling, and that… — Chris Prentiss Copy Share Image
It takes that je ne sais quoi which we call sophistication for a woman to be magnificent in a drawing-room when her… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
Once you've been overweight you never want to be overweight again, so you keep going, keep going, like for any addiction. Health… — Craig David Copy Share Image
With such compelling information, the question is why haven't we been able to do more to prevent the crisis of underage drinking?… — Lucille Roybal-Allard Copy Share Image
I took great pride in my performance on and off the field, and often questioned why our culture embraces alcohol while simultaneously… — Mark Stepnoski Copy Share Image
Tai chi is the one exercise that can universally help solve our growing health crisis. It has stood the test of thousands… — Bruce Frantzis Copy Share Image
“The challenge lies in knowing how to bring this sort of day to a close. His mind has been wound to a… — Alain de Botton Copy Share Image
Being fat is the absolute nadir of the misfit. You're a misfit because nothing fits. You don't fit in. You're not fit.… — Claudia Shear Copy Share Image
“Lucy preferred gin and tonics during the summer and switched over to whiskey sours in the winter. At dinner, a sit-down affair… — Elizabeth Hess Copy Share Image
If you want to understand a society, take a good look at the drugs it uses. And what can this tell you… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I once heard a sober alcoholic say that drinking never made him happy, but it made him feel like he was going… — Heather King Copy Share Image
American men are allotted just as many tears as American women. But because we are forbidden to shed them, we die long… — Pat Conroy Copy Share Image
TOP BUNK: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I spent a whole year in 'Spamalot' and didn't have one drop of alcohol. — Hannah Waddingham Copy Share Image
Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image