“Alcide: "It's on my right butt cheek. It's shaped like a rabbit." Sookie: "I love bunnies!” — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
“So, what, you just decided to sack out here and seduce me when I walked in the door? Home from spending the night at my boyfriend's? After having sex with him that could go in the Guinness Book of Records?” — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
