I'd like to fly. Then I wouldn't have to wait in airport security lines. — Jim Morris Copy Share Image
I'm a big hit with guards at security. They're the center of my fan base, the airport security guards. — Megan Mullally Copy Share Image
If only we could get Muslims to boycott all airlines, we could dispense with airport security altogether. — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
“An airport is a place where you go through hell to reach your alleged paradise.” — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“Wasn't Atlanta the murder capital of the U.S. last year?" "Yes, but the airport's perfectly safe.” — Pat Conroy Copy Share Image
With existing technology, we can enforce airport security without sacrificing our personal privacy. — Tom Udall Copy Share Image
“In the same way that it makes sense for the airport security screeners to give my father extra scrutiny every time he… — Chris Grabenstein Copy Share Image
Don't touch my junk, you airport security goon--my package belongs to no one but me, and do you really think I'm a… — Charles Krauthammer Copy Share Image
Airport security is a particular bugbear. At the risk of sounding like a grumpy old man, while I can see that averting… — James Purefoy Copy Share Image
Gough never pretended to perfection or to sainthood - well, hardly ever. Although when he set off the metal detector at airport… — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
There were precisely two groups of people who desperately wanted airport security to be browbeaten into giving suspicious passengers a pass: terrorists… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
When the day comes, I remember how much I loathe flying. I seethe at the humiliation of airport security checks. — Tom Hodgkinson Copy Share Image
A witticism in an airport security line is like a Swiss tap - turn it on, and you instantly find yourself in… — Shashi Tharoor Copy Share Image
Sometimes airport security people recognize me. I'll go through the whole screening process and at the end they'll go, 'Hey, man, I… — Reggie Watts Copy Share Image
The federal government said today they've begun training sessions for airport security workers to provide what they call more customer satisfaction to… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
The events of September 11 would have been impossible if there were no airport security system at all. If average Americans were… — Vin Suprynowicz Copy Share Image
In June 2002, airport security searched Al Gore. There's a lot not to like about Gore, but he's not a terrorist. Gore… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
I had more material on weather than anyone else, I guess, ... back when I was traveling a lot on the road… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
Six imams removed from a US Airways flight from Minneapolis to Phoenix are calling on Muslims to boycott the airline. If only… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
There’s a piece of lead where my heart should beat Doctor said too dangerous to take out You’d better just leave it… — Gayle Forman Copy Share Image
I've done so many Lifetime movies; at this point, I'll be going through airport security, and the lady there will be like,… — Linden Ashby Copy Share Image
We accept that warrantless wiretapping may be necessary in extreme circumstances. We accept the added delays and inconvenience of increased airport security.… — Mike Johnson Copy Share Image
I think the beard helps offset - it's the only hairstyle I can really pull off. But I'm often clean-shaven. I think,… — Mohsin Hamid Copy Share Image
“CAIR officials have even been granted access to airport security procedures. In June 2006, U.S. Customs and Border Protection agents gave CAIR… — Robert Spencer Copy Share Image
When forced to leave my house for an extended period of time, I take my typewriter with me, and together we endure… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Seconds later, the female security officer grabbed a pair of my father's shorts from the top of the duffel bag, and emptied… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“Someone pointed and his gaze swiveled to her, pinpointing her on the spot as neatly and securely as if he’d lassoed and… — Donna Kauffman Copy Share Image
“As one learns more and more about the networks of protocological control, it becomes almost second nature to project protocol into every… — Alexander Galloway Copy Share Image
“What happens when the YA thriller writer heroine tries to get thru airport security with her research notes in her bag? :… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
Osama Bin Laden Jokes Spread Faster Than The News Of His Death ... Here Are SomePosted by123Labels: Internet Catch, Joke, Time pass… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“At the departure gate, a drunken airport security woman was handing out box cutters to the passengers.” — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
Granted, this system is insane, but we must not let sanity stand in the way of airport security. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
It was either me or Confucius that said the journey of a thousand miles begins with a vicious ass raping at airport… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
I flew this past weekend. I went through airport security and said to the guy, 'Is everything okay?' He said, 'You might… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I believe the public's confidence would be increased if the federal government took over the functions of airport security screening for all… — David Neeleman Copy Share Image
The stereotypical myth that Asians are quicker & more efficient in airport security lines has been dispelled today at the SF airport. — Laura Bell Bundy Copy Share Image
When we were scared about 9/11, we federalized the airport security, we spent millions for body armor for dogs in Ohio. All… — John Stossel Copy Share Image
“By any rights, he should be dead. He was involved in an explosion with a bomb, which he happened to be carrying… — Anthony Horowitz Copy Share Image
