“with great disdain. “She had this-- I never saw anything like it. You know, it wasn’t anything like the girls you’d see in the Playboys dad keeps hidden from mom in the back of the closet.” He leaned down closer,… — Tom Upton Copy Share Image
“All I did was offer to kill your dog, and the next thing I know I’m being judged.” — Tom Upton Copy Share Image
Who in their right mind counts the tiles on the floor when they go visiting a neighbor? — Tom Upton Copy Share Image
Every time there was an unspoken promise that this would be the last time, but it would only be the last time until the… — Tom Upton Copy Share Image
“the landing the old man started to murmur, “Cold, cold water,” but neither one of us took much notice. “You know I nearly got… — Tom Upton Copy Share Image
“I don’t believe it! You’re still interested in the girl, despite the fact that she might be some kind of alien. Does this sickness… — Tom Upton Copy Share Image
“I have never been reduced to begging somebody to leave me alone, but in your case I’ll make an exception.” — Tom Upton Copy Share Image
“...It’s pretty simple, really: having fun can only led to having more fun-- it cannot led to injury, pain, or dismemberment.” — Tom Upton Copy Share Image
“I’ve always found wildlife very calming-- except when animals are eating each other, of course.” — Tom Upton Copy Share Image
