“People spend half of their free time drinking alcohol and the other half watching totally sober people on television. And they want to be those people, live those lives. Ever wondered why we rarely see a person actually drinking alcohol… — Robert Black Copy Share Image
I don’t need no surgery, or tattoos. I already got the marks and scars of the Universe on my face and body. — Robert Black Copy Share Image
It’s relatively easy to act nice and normal in front of a crowd, or in public. The tricky part is doing it in private. — Robert Black Copy Share Image
“The best time to do anything, get drunk, surf, run, take a walk, gamble, make love, get high, watch a movie, read a book,… — Robert Black Copy Share Image
“Good art is becoming hard to find these days. With political correctness, the internet, globalization, and multiculturalism, people are becoming pressured to be the… — Robert Black Copy Share Image
“A man must get his affairs in order, even if he lives five minutes ahead of them.” — Robert Black Copy Share Image
If I only drink beer, nothing stronger, then by the end of the night I can generally recognize myself as a reasonable human being,… — Robert Black Copy Share Image
“Beautiful girls, are a bit like been there, done that. Once you have had one, the mystery is gone.” — Robert Black Copy Share Image
“A woman needs a man, more than a man needs a woman. We can thank prostitutes for that.” — Robert Black Copy Share Image
“When considering female human beings, we should ask ourselves what kind of organisms become overjoyed when presented with decapitated plants as gifts? I suppose… — Robert Black Copy Share Image
“People who are seeking to get famous need to ask themselves one question. Do I have depth of character? It doesn't matter whether you… — Robert Black Copy Share Image
“You can always tell what the pussy will be like, when you kiss the lips.” — Robert Black Copy Share Image
