A judge can manipulate the law. A smart lawyer can keep a killer out of jail. — Mario Cuomo Copy Share Image
“Maxine recoils, only partly out of the classic accountant's allergy to real folding money” — Thomas Pynchon Copy Share Image
“You have wondered perhaps, why all real accountants wear hats? They are today’s cowboys” — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
actuaries are people who wanted to be accountants but didn't have the personality. — Kaz Cooke Copy Share Image
Choose your agent as carefully as you would choose your accountant or lawyer. Or dentist. — Russell Banks Copy Share Image
Minor magicians take pains to fit this traditional wizardly bill. By contrast, the really powerful magicians take pleasure in looking like accountants. — Jonathan Stroud Copy Share Image
“And suddenly I was an accountant who was popping out of bed in the morning, excited to get to work. That doesn't… — Dan Fogelman Copy Share Image
Man, if it weren't for Bill's Records and Tapes I would've been an accountant like my dad. I love my dad, but… — Ryan Miller Copy Share Image
Americans like to make money; Canadians like to audit it. I know no other country where accountants have a higher social and… — Northrop Frye Copy Share Image
You earn very little money on independent films and I'm the provider for my home, so I do have to think of… — Vera Farmiga Copy Share Image
If you love math, have a knack for numbers, study hard and become a successful accountant; who cares if you can't draw… — Nick Carter Copy Share Image
Never call an accountant a credit to his profession; a good accountant is a debit to his profession. — Charles Lyell Copy Share Image
George Bernard Shaw writes like a Pakistani who has learned English when he was twelve years old in order to become an… — John Osborne Copy Share Image
The great composer does not set to work because he is inspired, but becomes inspired because he is working. Beethoven, Wagner, Bach… — Ernest Newman Copy Share Image
My parents were very open about what kind of talent I had. They never pushed me to become an accountant because they… — Grace Slick Copy Share Image
Creativity is absolutely for everyone. I firmly believe this. I think if you're the driest accountant with the plastic pocket pen protector… — Rainn Wilson Copy Share Image
You know that big government doesn't hurt big corporations. They've got the best lawyers and accountants in the world. You know who… — Marco Rubio Copy Share Image
I used to prefer cash but I'm more and more drawn to cards because with certain cards you get the full lists… — Lemar Copy Share Image
I'm not proud of this at all, but I'm someone who has relied on business managers and accountants and career managers to… — Andrew W.K Copy Share Image
I'm not a detail guy. I depend on accountants and administrators to do my detail stuff for me, but I do know… — John Paul DeJoria Copy Share Image
Work should be personal. For all of us. Not just for the artist and entrepreneur. Work should have meaning for the accountant,… — Howard Schultz Copy Share Image
While Donald Trump was busy with his accountants trying to figure out how to keep living like a billionaire, and all the… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
Too many companies these days can't tell the difference between good profits and bad… By now you're probably wondering how in heaven's… — Fred Reichheld Copy Share Image
In life, you gotta do something. And the medical journals keep on saying if you've got a goal or some passion in… — James Wright Copy Share Image
“My father could have been a great comedian but he didn't believe that that was possible for him, and so he made… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
I loved getting my M. B. A., and I really enjoyed being an accountant and financial analyst before I quit my day… — Patricia C. Wrede Copy Share Image
I talked to one accountant, a very nice fellow who I would have been glad to have his family marry into mine.… — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
Everyone caved, adopted loose [accounting] standards, and created exotic derivatives linked to theoretical models. As a result, all kinds of earnings, blessed… — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
So far rich people have been very quiet about the possibility of getting taxes raised on them, but that doesn't mean they… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
A lot of labels are hiring a lot more accountants than people that know music. — Taylor Hanson Copy Share Image
I've got an accountant who's been with me forty years. If he makes a mistake, he dies. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
An accountant is a man who puts his head in the past and backs his ass into the future. — F. Ross Johnson Copy Share Image
![“I talked to one accountant, a very nice fellow who I would have been glad to have his family marry into mine. He said, "What these other accounting firms have done is very unethical. The [tax avoidance scheme] works best if it's not found out [by the IRS], so we only give it to our best clients…” quote by Charlie Munger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b14/charlie-munger-458_accountants_i-talked-to-one-accountant-a-very-nice-f_2980092.jpg)
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