“To portray your life in order would be absurd: I remember you at random.” — Eduoard Leve Copy Share Image
Insinuations that Ahmed Nur Said Elmi is my brother are absurd and offensive. — Ilhan Omar Copy Share Image
To wage a war for a purely moral reason is as absurd as to ravish a woman for a purely moral reason — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most scams are absurd - so absurd that one wonders how anyone falls for them at all; yet if no one falls… — James Veitch Copy Share Image
Another cause of confusion, and the resulting feelings of nervousness, hurry, and anxiety, is the absurd habit of trying to do many… — Maxwell Maltz Copy Share Image
“If a picture paints a thousand words, then a naked picture paints a thousand words without any vowels…” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
Personally, I resent being tagged ‘glamour girl.’ It’s such an absurd, extravagant label. It implies so much that I’m not. — Carole Lombard Copy Share Image
“For in politics, as in religion, it is equally absurd to aim at making proselytes by fire and sword. Heresies in either… — Alexander Hamilton Copy Share Image
I express many absurd opinions. But I am not the first man to do it; American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
God invented mankind because he loved silly stories. Ralph Steadman I like being absurd. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Fear is a distorting mirror in which anything can appear as a caricature of itself, stretched to terrible proportions; once inflamed, the… — Stefan Zweig Copy Share Image
The gospel of a God found in broken flesh, humility, and measureless charity has defeated all the old lies, rendered the ancient… — David Bentley Hart Copy Share Image
Always the notorious red-light district of sports, boxing today is as troubled as it was even in the days when the Mob… — Tahl Raz Copy Share Image
My point was very simple, and it was that it is absolutely absurd for the United States of America to continue to… — Boris Johnson Copy Share Image
Every man knows about a particular body part that often seems to have a mind of its own. And every woman knows… — Neale Donald Walsch Copy Share Image
I don't know what's more embarrassing, these musicians and actors talking about politics in interviews or the media actually giving them credibility… — Paul Stanley Copy Share Image
We have advantages. We have a cushion to fall back on. This is abundance. A luxury of place and time. Something rare… — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
Nothing embitters my old age [like] the circulation of absurd stories that I retire as civilization advances, that I shun the white… — Daniel Boone Copy Share Image
You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic and religion. . . . Dogs do not… — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
I esteem his understanding and subtlety highly, but I consider that they have been put to ill use in the greater part… — Christiaan Huygens Copy Share Image
God has told us Latter-day Saints that we shall be condemned if we do not enter into that principle of polygamy; and… — Orson Pratt Copy Share Image
According to the International Institute for Environment and Development, the annual amount spent globally on advertising aimed at increasing consumption topped $430… — Jacques Ellul Copy Share Image
It's a sick thing, right: people are afraid of public speaking. I do public speaking, except my public speaking involves the audience… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
“To understand this new frontier, I will have to try to master one of the most difficult and counterintuitive theories ever recorded… — Marcus du Sautoy Copy Share Image
“BRET She looked like a Parisian river.. JEMAINE What, dirty? BRET She looked like a chocolate eclair.. JEMAINE That's rare. BRET Her… — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share Image
In this world that God (or Mother Nature) created, it is always hazard and novelty-hazard and novelty-which assert themselves, thereby rendering notions… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
For an idea which, at first, does not seem absurd, there is no hope. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
This is so absurd that it has, to my knowledge, never been contemplated. — Antonin Scalia Copy Share Image
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