Exactly! It is absurd - improbable - it cannot be. So I myself have said. And yet, my friend, there it is!… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
Treating your audience like thieves is absurd. Anyone who chooses to listen to our music becomes a collaborator. — Jeff Tweedy Copy Share Image
Privatization of the postal system has long been characterized as absurd, but I have always said it is only logical, — Junichiro Koizumi Copy Share Image
The power to regulate the value of money does not involve a power to dilute the value of money by inflation, an… — Thomas Woods Copy Share Image
This idea that people have to love and understand each other is absurd. It's not human nature. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
“As absurd and unbelievable as it is, but controlling/dominating those who control/dominate the Planet, doesn't bring you any Money.” — Sino Melo Copy Share Image
You oughtn't to yield to temptation. Well, somebody must, or the thing becomes absurd. — Anthony Hope Copy Share Image
It is sweet to surve one country by deeds, and it is not absurd to surve her by words. — Sallust Copy Share Image
The idea that somehow or other you can deal with all the problems in the world by banning a particular religious group… — Jeremy Corbyn Copy Share Image
You can't possibly ask me to go without having some dinner. It's absurd. I never go without my dinner. No one ever… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
This absurd, godless world is, then, peopled with men who think clearly and have ceased to hope. And I have not yet… — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
I am not haunted by memories of Vietnam. But I must admit I never thought we would again witness in my lifetime… — John McCain Copy Share Image
In the end, the art of hunger can be described as an existential art. It is a way of looking death in… — Paul Auster Copy Share Image
It has often been found that profuse expenditures, heavy taxation, absurd commercial restrictions, corrupt tribunals, disastrous wars, seditions, persecutions, conflagrations, inundation, have… — Thomas B. Macaulay Copy Share Image
It's the most absurd story. I grew up in the dirt streets of Tijuana, dying of all kinds of diseases - tuberculosis,… — Luis Alberto Urrea Copy Share Image
There is no such way to gain admittance, or give defence to strange and absurd Doctrines, as to guard them round about… — John Locke Copy Share Image
It is a dangerous and fateful presumption, besides the absurd temerity that it implies, to disdain what we do not comprehend. For… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The observations and encounters of a solitary, taciturn man are vaguer and at the same times more intense than those of a… — Thomas Mann Copy Share Image
It is unheard-of, uncivilized barbarism that any woman should still be forced to bear such monstrous torture. It should be remedied. It… — Isadora Duncan Copy Share Image
I think I wish I had never spanked my children, but I have. And they remember every instance like they tattooed it… — Ayelet Waldman Copy Share Image
Intellectuals resist faith longer because they can: where ordinary people are helpless before the light, intellectuals are clever enough to spin webs… — Peter Kreeft Copy Share Image
“This line of reasoning would seem to lead to the absurd conclusion that the world is filled with noises no one hears,… — Julian Baggini Copy Share Image
“Practical affairs task the human brain throughout the day. At night, the mind takes a deserved hiatus to consider the impossible and… — Kilroy J. Oldster Copy Share Image
Can the difficulty of an exam be measured by how many bits of information a student would need to pass it? This… — Alfred Renyi Copy Share Image
I had/have a habit of sending books out before they're ready. And then I edit with almost absurd intensity. But I've done… — Shane McCrae Copy Share Image
How absurd to take the credit of doing the good act on oneself and lay the blame for the evil act on… — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
When people say, 'You're perceived as a sex symbol,' I love the idea of that because it's so absurd. — James Nesbitt Copy Share Image
“Ist es nicht absurd, daß einem die Erinnerung an gute zeiten viel eher die Tränen in die Augen treibt als die an… — Walter Moers Copy Share Image
Nothing can be proposed so wild or so absurd as not to find a party, and often a very large party to… — Richard Cecil Copy Share Image
Islam, this absurd theology of an immoral Bedouin, is a rotting corpse which poisons our lives. — Mustafa Kemal Ataturk Copy Share Image
“A man from the Land of Fools wanted to pull down the clouds. 'Why?' someone asked him. 'To squeeze out the rain.” — Idries Shah Copy Share Image
A lot of the stuff that I want to create personally is usually pretty absurd or silly comedy stuff. — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
“Both precious and absurd, this tightrope of existence we walk in both directions; strung only on a rhythm of heartbeats across a… — Dean Cavanagh Copy Share Image
Once an absurdity is accepted as truth, it will seem truer the more absurd it is shown to be. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
What could be more absurd than the idea that genuine anti-Christian prejudice is a major force in American politics. — Michael Kinsley Copy Share Image
“It felt possible--though I know this is absurd--that the use of my own body, the only thing I really owned, had somehow… — Catherine Lacey Copy Share Image
Punch me." "Don't be absurd." "Come on, punch me, Barrons." "I'm not punching you." "I said, punch--OW!" He decked me. — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
There's something very sinister about a woman who is predatory but has an absurd voice working as a disservice to her. — Claudia Black Copy Share Image
“The absurd enlightens me on this point: there is no future. Henceforth this is the reason for my inner freedom.” — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
The idea that you're supposed to do everything on your own is absurd. You can't. — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
