I have too much respect for the idea of God to make it responsible for such an absurd world. — Georges Duhamel Copy Share Image
There's no end to the absurd things people will do trying to make life mean something. — William Wharton Copy Share Image
It is absurd to suggest a president whose party controls the Senate should jointly decline to fill a vacant Supreme Court seat… — Tom Fitton Copy Share Image
The trouble with an alarm clock is that what seems sensible when you set it seems absurd when it goes off — Rex Stout Copy Share Image
The implied threat of using nuclear weapons to curb guerrillas was as absurd as to talk of using a sledge hammer to… — B. H. Liddell Hart Copy Share Image
To give a price to an artwork, no matter how high or low, is always absurd. It's not something that can be… — Ai Weiwei Copy Share Image
The notion that journalism can regularly produce a product that violates the fundamental interests of media owners and advertisers ... is absurd. — Robert Waterman McChesney Copy Share Image
It would be absurd if we did not understand both angels and devils, since we invented them. — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
Cities, like dreams, are made of desires and fears, even if the thread of their discourse is secret, their rules are absurd,… — Italo Calvino Copy Share Image
While religious tolerance is surely better than religious war, tolerance is not without its liabilities. Our fear of provoking religious hatred has… — Sam Harris Copy Share Image
Anyone who knows how difficult it is to keep a secret among three men - particularly if they are married - knows… — Oswald Mosley Copy Share Image
As we begin to comprehend that the earth itself is a kind of manned spaceship hurtling through the infinity of space ~… — Hubert H. Humphrey Copy Share Image
“In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It seems to me absurd to doubt that a man may be an ardent Theist and an evolutionist. ... I have never… — Charles Darwin Copy Share Image
It's absolutely absurd to even consider voting on Sunday alcohol sales. I am opposed to alcohol period. It doesn't do anybody any… — John Hunter Copy Share Image
If we submit everything to reason our religion will be left with nothing mysterious or supernatural. If we offend the principles of… — Blaise Pascal Copy Share Image
What's funny is that people think, "Well there has to be something more than wrestling, because wrestling has such an absurd quality… — John Darnielle Copy Share Image
The 'Rise, Rebel, Resist' video is a reflection of the outrage the American people are feeling at the absurd hypocrisy, and overwhelming… — Otep Shamaya Copy Share Image
I've tried to be clear about who I am, and be as open as possible with the press, and speak extremely candidly… — Zachary Cole Smith Copy Share Image
To the extent that we consume, in our present circumstances, we are guilty. To the extent that we guilty consumers are conservationists,… — Wendell Berry Copy Share Image
Boxing always was corrupt and always will be corrupt. The three world champion's belts really are absurd. One single association would make… — Lennox Lewis Copy Share Image
“The theater of the absurd represented a contrast to realistic theater. Its aim was to show the lack of meaning in life… — Jostein Gaarder Copy Share Image
“Many years later when I began training as a plastic surgeon, I understood something that I had not that day in the… — Khaled Hosseini Copy Share Image
The public has always, and in every age, been badly brought up. They are continually asking Art to be popular, to please… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
what primitive tastes the ancients must have had if their poets were inspired by those absurd, untidy clumps of mist, idiotically jostling… — Yevgeny Zamyatin Copy Share Image
The wish to talk to God is absurd. We cannot talk to one we cannot comprehend — and we cannot comprehend God;… — Immanuel Kant Copy Share Image
“So, in conclusion, that is the moral of Heidi. 'Always push invalid chairs off the top of mountains when you get the… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
Once your faith persuades you to believe what your intelligence declares absurd, beware, lest you likewise sacrifice your reason in the conduct… — Voltaire Copy Share Image
The absurd is essentially a divorce. It lies in neither of the elements compared; it is born of their confrontation. — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
I always feel bad for people getting married and spending upwards of a hundred thousand dollars. It just seems so absurd to… — Jack Black Copy Share Image
“The jury returned with a verdict of "Don't ask me, I wasn't there," and was excused.” — Brian Spellman Copy Share Image
“I find I still adore walking. Absurd, obviously, what with it being merely a case of putting one foot in front of… — Glen Duncan Copy Share Image
“If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
It is absurd to think that a man can believe in Christ, with his heart, and it not have a radical affect… — Paul Washer Copy Share Image
There is nothing so absurd or ridiculous that has not at some time been said by some philosopher. — Oliver Goldsmith Copy Share Image
“My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.” — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“You'll never know what psychopathic heights you're capable of, just lying there on the sofa” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
Part of the appeal of the fantastic is taking ridiculous ideas very seriously and pretending they're not absurd. — China Mieville Copy Share Image
The kingdom that Jesus preached and lived was all about a glorious, uproarious, absurd generosity. — N. T. Wright Copy Share Image
People will do anything, no matter how absurd, in order to avoid facing their own soul. — Anonymous Copy Share Image