Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited. — William Goldman Copy Share Image
If you find life absurd, shouldn’t you find death precisely meaningful? — Harry Mulisch Copy Share Image
I have no clue what a 'hottie' is. To think of myself in those terms is absurd. — Drew Fuller Copy Share Image
I never asserted such an absurd thing as that things arise without a cause. — David Hume Copy Share Image
All his leisure clothes were absurd - jokes, really - as though leisure itself had to be ridiculed. — Edmund White Copy Share Image
With an absurd oversimplification, the "invention" of calculus [method in mathematics] is sometimes ascribed to two men, Newton and Leibniz. — Richard Courant Copy Share Image
“Like the playwrights of the Absurd, Woolrich recognized that a senseless story best mirrors a senseless existence.” — Francis M. Nevins Jr Copy Share Image
It would probably strike the average politician as absurd to argue that the best way to fix the economy is to stop… — David Harsanyi Copy Share Image
That thing of hell and eternal punishment is the most absurd, as well as the most disagreeable thought that ever entered into… — George Berkeley Copy Share Image
Yes, I am here. And you are lucky to be here too after all the absurd things you've done since you left… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It's one thing if your hobby is to put ships inside a bottle, but a deer in the headlights!... That's a real… — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
He would be a very absurd legislator who should pretend to set bounds to his country's welfare, lest it should perish by… — Horace Walpole Copy Share Image
There will instead be a number of fake opposition figures, one of whom is now probably going to be Kseniya Sobchak, which… — Anne Applebaum Copy Share Image
When things are difficult, awful, stressful, the thing that always gets you through is a sense of humour. I don't mean -… — Paul Merton Copy Share Image
“The irrational, the human nostalgia, and the absurd that is born of their encounter - these are the three characters in the… — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
I'm not cross about the idea of baptism; I just think the idea that when a child is born it is inherently… — Hozier Copy Share Image
It must be that there is something naturally absurd in a sincere emotion, though why there should be I cannot imagine, unless… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
Great performers require a measure of confidence that would strike many as absurd, unfounded, and downright irrational. They believe in themselves utterly,… — John Eliot Copy Share Image
One can't allow blind loyalty to a friendship to lead one away from acting in the public interest. If Martin [Schulz] were… — Jean-Claude Juncker Copy Share Image
Since man, fragment of the universe, is governed by the same laws that preside over the heavens, it is by no means… — Marguerite Yourcenar Copy Share Image
“I'm freestylin just on the microphone On the BBC, on the BBC I'm just freestylin on the BBC Um British Broadcasting Company… — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share Image
Aside from a couple of signature flourishes, there's nothing to mark Paycheck as the product of acclaimed action director John Woo. In… — James Berardinelli Copy Share Image
The word God has become empty of meaning through thousands of years of misuse... By misuse, I mean that people who have… — Eckhart Tolle Copy Share Image
Once in a mental hospital, a person grows used to the freedom that exists in the world of madness and becomes addicted… — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
a man who has decided upon self-destruction is far removed from mundane affairs, and to sit down and write his will would… — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
It is absurd for anyone to think that Soviet "Marxism" is a correct application of the thought of Karl Marx. No doubt… — Allen W. Wood Copy Share Image
“Christians must show that misery fits the good for heaven, while happiness prepares the bad for hell; that the wicked get all… — Robert G. Ingersoll Copy Share Image
Of all the systems of religion that ever were invented, there is no more derogatory to the Almighty, more unedifying to man,… — Thomas Paine Copy Share Image