24 Years Quotes by Jaboukie Young-White

For memes, I have an entire iPhone folder of photos that I've taken or saved because I find something about them hilarious.

— Jaboukie Young-White

You want young people to vote, make Election Day a national holiday.

— Jaboukie Young-White

I go through my tweets while writing and be like, 'Oh, this has staying power and is still relevant.'

— Jaboukie Young-White

Fact check: The examples of failed socialism that critics use are not socialist democracies but authoritarian states led by corrupt, ruthless, and paranoid dictators.

— Jaboukie Young-White

Voting is designed for old people.

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But I do have one real problem with socialism: I like money.

— Jaboukie Young-White

There's an infectiousness to comedy. It's meant to be shared and spread, so I feel like any message that you're talking about through the…

— Jaboukie Young-White

I don't need a driver's license, my Uber driver needs a driver's license.

— Jaboukie Young-White

I definitely post a lot of memes and content that's isolated to Twitter that I wouldn't be able to do on stage because a…

— Jaboukie Young-White

Developing a following and maintaining that is so much free labor - just for the love of it.

— Jaboukie Young-White

The news can by very cyclical. The same issues are coming up over and over and over again.

— Jaboukie Young-White

Amazon's been around for 24 years, and now they're doing what any 24-year-old does: move to New York and gentrify a neighborhood.

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One time I spent more than $40 on groceries, and my bank thought someone stole my debit card.

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I went to Catholic schools my entire life and never had anything close to a cis heterosexual sexual education let alone a queer one.…

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There's a lot of times when I just want to scream into the void.

— Jaboukie Young-White