Class Quote by Abe Lemons

“People who insist on being addressed as “doctor” because they have Ph.D.’s, as if these degrees represent an important achievement, rather than a reluctance…

— Dave Barry

“That's Doctor Smart-ass. I didn't spend eight years in insult college to be called Mister.”

— Jim Butcher

A doctor is a person who kills you today to prevent you from dying tomorrow.

— Vikrant Parsai

The term 'doctor' has been so abused lately! I didn't live in a hospital for 10 years so that term could be bastardized.

— Drew Pinsky

The education of the doctor which goes on after he has his degree is, after all, the most important part of his education.

— John Shaw Billings

I was going to be a doctor, but who makes it as a doctor anymore?

— Alex Wolff

I started to get my doctorate, not to be called 'doctor.' Those are just little things you get to get recognition.

— John Kani

Remember, half the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their class.

— Al McGuire

I didn't think I was going to school to be a doctor - no offense, but that wasn't me.

— Gerald Green

Doctor: A person who kills your disease with pills and you with bills.

— Nikhil Saluja

The common people say, that physicians are the class of people who kill other men in the most polite and courteous manner.

— John of Salisbury

I hadn't realised what an institution 'Doctor Who' is.

— Jessica Raine