If I make a set of rules, then a guy goes out and steals an airplane. He comes back and says, 'It… — Abe Lemons Copy Share Image
I don't understand these new coaches who don't drink. What do they do when they get beat? — Abe Lemons Copy Share Image
They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay. — Abe Lemons Copy Share Image
One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good. — Abe Lemons Copy Share Image
You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.' — Abe Lemons Copy Share Image
Coaches who shoot par in the summer are the guys I want on my schedule in the winter. — Abe Lemons Copy Share Image
I'd rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year. — Abe Lemons Copy Share Image
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. — Abe Lemons Copy Share Image
