Humor Quote by Abby Slovin

“She tucked the stiff envelope into her pocket and it pressed against her leg all day, reminding her that she had been written to,…

— Rosie Alison

“Please write your name on the envelope before you put your poop in, because you’ll find it difficult to write on it afterward.”

— Euny Hong

“envelope she’d let fall to her lap, standing out so glaringly white against the skirt of her black bombazine gown, might contain a letter…

— Danice Allen

He [Uncle Vernon] held up the envelope in which Mrs. Weasley’s letter had come, and Harry had to fight down a laugh. Every bit…

— Anonymous

“It gave me a queer feeling. Yesterday or the day before, while I had been going about my business, quietly and in private, some…

— Diane Setterfield

“I don’t put my name and address on the return address section of an envelope. I simply write “Surprise!”

— Jarod Kintz

“I have to find the edge of the envelope and put my stamp on it.”

— Terry Pratchett

“I have not yet described to you the most singular part. About six years ago—to be exact, upon the 4th of May, 1882—an advertisement…

— Arthur Conan Doyle

If a woman is worth remembering,' said my grandmother, 'there is no need to have her name carved in letters.

— Edwidge Danticat

A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope, big enough for the manuscript to come back in. This…

— Ring Lardner

The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves.

— Rich Hall

Sometimes you have to push the envelope in pursuit of the right thing.

— Tom Perez