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It's always pretty fun when you throw a cold Gatorade or cold water on someone.

— Francisco Lindor

The last year I was playing, I asked the stick boy to get me a Diet Coke and he said, "Really?" But I always…

— Wayne Gretzky

The other day at a drive-through, I reminded the teenage girl serving me that she forgot my drinks. She looked at me, hissed, rolled…

— Neil Cavuto

Actually the best thing I did was to get thrown out by my wife. She's living with a fitness instructor. He drinks that yellow…

— Steve Coogan

I was hungry and went out for a bite, ran into a chum with a bottle of rum and we wound up drinking all…

— Jimmy Buffett

I used to be a drinker but I found out how bad it was and I let it alone.

— David Edwards

I can still picture myself riding in the back of a Bronco to a field party after a rainstorm. My mama will kill me…

— Dave Haywood

Pop bottles, take one of them hoes and tell em follow, Where the hell the waitress, tell her bring another bottle, Poured it in…

— Travis Porter

“On this road I found two large coolers and a short note explaining that it was “Trail Magic” left by a thru-hiker who completed…

— Kyle Rohrig

I had the drink after I fell out of bed. It hurt.

— Liza Minnelli

I went to sleep with gum in my mouth and now there's gum in my hair and when I got out of bed this…

— Judith Viorst

Grab that bottle, twist that cap, hold it in the air and tip it back, I'm drunk ass hell, I'm off patron, I really…

— LMFAO