Friends help you move, but real friends help you move hand…

“It’s not all Hash Pipes and Hand-grenades”

— David Usher

Where do these arms come from, these Saturday night specials that constitute the instrument of threats in bank robberies, or the hand grenades used…

— Alva Myrdal

“Who said I was dead. Send me the mortars and a thousand hand grenades.”

— George W. Hamilton

When I was in my routine training for the Israeli army as a teenager, they discovered completely by chance that I was a lethal…

— Ruth Westheimer

“Some people would jump at the opportunity to wield such power," Heather told her. "Some people would juggle hand grenades as a hobby," Dakota…

— Mackey Chandler

Just go out and drop a few hand grenades all over the place, son. (to Kevin Keegan)

— Bill Shankly

“Almost only counts in hand grenades and horseshoes.”

— Karen Marie Moning

I wouldn't mind someone lobbing hand grenades at me, but having to reset the timer on the video recorder puts me into a blood-spitting…

— Stephen Bayley

Life is like a box of Hand grenades,You never know what will blow you to kingdom come

— Mario Puzo

“Zircoff," I said, "put the tomatoes away." "Piss," he said, "I wish they were hand grenades.”

— Charles Bukowski

“Lobbing hand grenades on the bride of Christ takes zero talent or effort. I also think this really ticks God off. My five-year-old child…

— Mike Foster

“Is that why you have hand grenades and a garrote in your nightstand?" "They're sleep aids.”

— Janet Evanovich

“And now I’ve brought zombie hand grenades to AO! The”

— Travis Bagwell

“Real friends will help you when you fall. Best friends will jump on top of you shouting "DOG PILE!”

— Lily Fordu

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move dead bodies.

— Anonymous