I get off on finding new ways to tell my wife 'I love you.'

Trust is the most important part of a realtionship. You must be 100% sure that she Won't tell your Wife.

— Zhat

Since FDR's New Deal, corporations and wealthy families have been non-stop finding new ways to get tax breaks, deregulation and entitlements from the government.

— Adam McKay

Part of our human nature is finding new ways of being.

— Bozoma Saint John

Gosh, I love saying 'Booyakasha!' I keep finding new ways to say it. I love saying 'Booyakasha.'

— Greg Cipes

If I don't make it, tell my wife I said ... hello.

— Zapp Brannigan

Never tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion.

— Rodney Dangerfield

How can you tell your wife you are just popping out to play a match and then not come back for five days?

— Rafael Benitez

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed.

— Anonymous

The worst moment from all of this was driving from that doctor's office, to tell my wife that I was HIV positive.

— Magic Johnson

“Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you, and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of…

— Jarod Kintz

It's hard to give a career like this up, when I tell my wife I'm going to the office, and it's the beach.

— Karch Kiraly

How, frequently, some murder'd man appear'd, To tell his wife and children who had done it...

— Bill Vaughan

The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok, but just…

— George Lopez

“And tell your wife whatever you want, but don't make promises you're not going to keep. And don't knock yourself out over it; you…

— Marc Fitten

I tell my wife that she doesn't need a baby since she has me to look after.

— Zayed Khan