Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to…

“I was in love with a beautiful blond once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.”

— W. C. Fields

It was a woman who drove me to drink. Come to think of it, I never did hang around to thank her for that.…

— Dean Martin

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.

— W. C. Fields

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.

— WC Fields

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

— W. C. Fields

Twas a woman who drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank her.

— WCFields

It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never even thanked her.

— W C Fields

Whether we think of Disney's blonde beauty and her pumpkin carriage or Marissa Meyer's recent recasting of 'Cinderella' as a cyborg in the young…

— Marie Rutkoski

“How do you express a skinny blonde werewolf and a former toad in a cake?”

— Elizabeth A. Reeves

My baby boo<3

— Anonymous

My hair got lighter, and I gradually went blonde. I liked it. Had more fun. But my image of myself in my head is…

— Lisa Kudrow

You know, if I tell the press that I like long blonde hair, the next day there will be girls with long hair wigs…

— Andy Lau

“I don’t mean to interrupt your gossip free-for-all, but do you know if there’s a non-GMO or organic section in this grocery store? This…

— Meghan March

I sound New York. I sound East Coast much more than a blonde person from L.A.

— Julie Kavner

Being blonde, for me, means never having to say: 'I'll have the honey-striped half-head of highlights for £200,' to a bored colourist in a…

— Rachel Johnson