Are you sure you don’t have a crazy hairy grandmother in…

“You’re not going to sniff my ass, are you? Like a dog?”

— Vivi Anna

My grandfather was from outside of Moscow, and my grandmother, although some of her family were French, was from Odessa. They met as immigrants…

— Alexis Denisof

To be fair to my ex girlfriend, I hope she'll always be memorable and unique to me. God forbid I ever find another woman…

— Anonymous

We have an older following with 'Hairy Bikers,' but 'Strictly' crosses all generations.

— Dave Myers

“Hairy Mammal whaddya want”

— Allen Ginsberg

Dear Girls: I don't care about your looks and your body, don't care how messy your hair is, don't care if you have hairy…

— Valeri Hernandez

“Seriously hairy shit was going down on a regular basis.”

— Mary Roach

My uncles, who are farmers in Minooka, Illinois - I grew up with them and their pickup trucks and mustaches, and to me that…

— Nick Offerman

She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.

— Joan Rivers

“If you were born an animal—you’d be a Llama,” he called after me. That stopped me. Was this douche seriously comparing me to a…

— Tarryn Fisher

Fame looks like a really hairy affair. But if it's part of the job, I'll figure out a way to deal with it.

— Tom Everett Scott

Because of both hipster culture and Facebook culture, the human race is starting to resemble a school of hairy piranhas.

— Chael Sonnen

What would he imagine next? Little hairy beasties tap-dancing on his sofa, or other fey creatures sneaking up on him in the shower?’ (Syn)

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

I've always just been this hairy, wild man.

— Michael Chiesa

I was born with a beard. We're quite hairy down in Latin America. We don't have to use sponges when we wash dishes. We…

— Devendra Banhart