That’s bollocks,’ said Owen’s voice over the loudspeakers…

“I thought you said you wre bringing a dead body in for examination. Didn't you think to check he actually was dead first?' Gwen…

— Trevor Baxendale

“The passenger door popped open, and Owen peered inside. ‘Going my way?’ he asked with more than a hint of sarcasm. The interior was…

— Trevor Baxendale

“MADE FOR TELEVISION!' said Owen Meany.”

— John Irving

“THERE'S NO NEED TO BE CRUDE,' said Owen Meany.”

— John Irving

There is not a single extant study that supports all the arguments against men being with their children. It's absolute bollocks

— Bob Geldof

“The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and sat in the kitchen…

— Jo Brand

What language are you talking in now? It appears to be bollocks.

— Richard Wilson

The phrase ‘the Internet never forgets’ is complete bollocks

— Jeremy Keith

“Life is like a sandwich―if you fill it with bollocks there's less room for Brie and grapes.”

— Rae Earl

We have to get out of here, Bram. Before they take our bollocks and use them for pincushions.

— Tessa Dare

Bollocks have never frightened me. I'll eat a bollock any time.

— Germaine Greer

I think The Song Remains The Same is such a load of old bollocks.

— Robert Plant

You finish a movie and you think, there, you've done it, really well, or best you can. But if you watch it, you see…

— Anonymous

“He knows religion is bollocks," Collingswood said. "He just wishes he didn't.”

— China Miéville

“If you don’t have a sense of humour when you’re in a band, you end up like f**king Emerson, Lake and Palmer, making eight-disc…

— Ozzy Osbourne