Life is like a sandwich―if you fill it with bollocks…

Life is like a sandwich! Birth as one slice, and death as the other. What you put in-between the slices is up to you.…

— Anonymous

“Life is like a sandwich! Birth as one slice, and death as the other. What you put in-between the slices is up to you.…

— Allan Rufus

Life is like a s*** sandwich, the more bread you have, the less s*** you have

— Jojoo

“I do," she protested; "I want to stand on the street corner like a sandwich man, informing all the passers-by.”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

“That’s bollocks,’ said Owen’s voice over the loudspeakers. ‘That a medical term?’ asked Jack. ‘It is when I use it.”

— Trevor Baxendale

There is not a single extant study that supports all the arguments against men being with their children. It's absolute bollocks

— Bob Geldof

“The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and sat in the kitchen…

— Jo Brand

What language are you talking in now? It appears to be bollocks.

— Richard Wilson

The phrase ‘the Internet never forgets’ is complete bollocks

— Jeremy Keith

We have to get out of here, Bram. Before they take our bollocks and use them for pincushions.

— Tessa Dare

Bollocks have never frightened me. I'll eat a bollock any time.

— Germaine Greer

I think The Song Remains The Same is such a load of old bollocks.

— Robert Plant

You finish a movie and you think, there, you've done it, really well, or best you can. But if you watch it, you see…

— Anonymous

“He knows religion is bollocks," Collingswood said. "He just wishes he didn't.”

— China Miéville

“If you don’t have a sense of humour when you’re in a band, you end up like f**king Emerson, Lake and Palmer, making eight-disc…

— Ozzy Osbourne