I like infomercials.

I think Americans still can't help but respond to the natural authority of this voice. Deep down they long to be told what to…

— John Oliver

It's mind-boggling to consider that movies this bad are actually committed to film. The poor quality of The Pest in almost every category -…

— James Berardinelli

Ive done a dozen or two dozen infomercials.

— Matthew Lesko

No one's on at my time but infomercials.

— Carson Daly

I'm like a bumper car. When I did an infomercial I was fodder for every TV comedy show. I couldn't get a job. People…

— Cher

Writing is 90% procrastination. It is a matter of doing everything you can to avoid writing, until it is about four in the morning…

— Paul Rudnick

Reality TV is a totally different animal than the infomercial world.

— Kevin Harrington

Big night of television tonight for Barack Obama. Earlier tonight, Barack Obama aired a half-hour infomercial to attract more voters. Yeah. Yeah, and apparently,…

— Conan O'Brien

As a writer, I need an enormous amount of time alone. Writing is 90 percent procrastination: reading magazines, eating cereal out of the box,…

— Paul Rudnick

“What are you watching?” “Infomercials,” I said. Bryce laughed and wiped his hands on his pajama pants before grabbing the house phone off the…

— Micalea Smeltzer

Writing is 90 percent procrastination: reading magazines, eating cereal out of the box, watching infomercials.

— Paul Rudnick

“There is a cookie trail of all my interests lodged in some digital sphere which will one day consolidate the collected data of six…

— J. Lincoln Fenn

I left Mexico for artistic survival. If I had stayed, I would have been forced by the government, who control the movie business, to…

— Alfonso Cuaron

I looked at game show hosting as the bottom of the totem pole, one step away from infomercials. I never watched them myself. However,…

— Drew Carey

After saying the jobs bill is paid for, President Obama now says that it will be paid for by raising taxes over 10 years.…

— Jay Leno