If man can't piss in his own front yard, then he's living…

If that man was on fire and I had to piss to put him out, I wouldnt do it. I hate him and will…

— James Harrison

“I got no use for a man piss backwards on his friends.”

— Cormac McCarthy

“My father always said that government is like watching another man piss in your boot. Someone feels better but it certainly isn't you.”

— Orson Scott Card

One man's piss-soaked sadomasochistic orgy is another man's poetic ecstasy.

— Dan Savage

The Christian in me says it's wrong, but the corrections officer in me says, 'I love to make a grown man piss himself.'

— Charles Graner

Sometimes I think I am still that 5-year-old girl playing with her dogs in the yard. That's how I see myself.

— Rachel Hunter

If your gonna act like a terd, Go lay in the yard.

— Maddie Darlene

MySpace is like a bar, Facebook is like the BBQ you have in your back yard with friends and family, play games, share pictures.…

— Reid Hoffman

I'm married. I have three children. I have a mortgage to pay. The plumbing breaks and the yard needs trimming. However, what my wife…

— John Eldredge

By the time I was twelve, I had started my own theater company and was doing plays in the backyard and the front yard…

— Carrie Preston

There was a lot of playing by myself, wearing last year's Halloween costume and wandering around the yard talking to myself - which may…

— Jefferson Mays

Sometimes a 1-yard gain on third-and-1 is a big play. People take that for granted.

— Christian McCaffrey

We all want to thank Emmitt for allowing us to enjoy every yard.

— Michael Irvin

For the most part, I hang out in my back yard with my dog, but there's no paparazzi trying to check that out.

— Pete Wentz

If you've got a plot the size of a car or a tiny yard in Italy, you're going to be growing tomatoes and basil…

— Frances Mayes