I'll never understand those greasy little deep-fried wings…

When a couch potato is sliced up and then deep fried that is couch french fries.

— Demetri Martin

Sweet is good. I'm not a fan of deep-fried things.

— Mandy Moore

I wondered what you'd have on the side with a plate of Deep Fried Anxiety. Pickles? Coleslaw? Potato-strychnine mash?

— Robin McKinley

I love the unabashed over-buttered, over-creamed, deep-fried, gooey, over-sugared excessiveness of Amish food,

— Blaize Clement

I'm feeling empty inside so you know what that means...I'm gonna fill it up with snacks! Damn right. Deep fried.

— Anonymous

“The bain-marie was a nightmare of deep-fried pornography.”

— Nick Gadd

If you are AC/DC, you don't get credit for slow songs. And if you are doing a show about food with a blond dude…

— Guy Fieri

The first time I ever deep-fried something, I was terrified. I was making yeasted jelly donuts, and I was so nervous that I fried…

— Claire Saffitz

No self-respecting Southerner will eat something baked, broiled, grilled, stewed, poached, sauteed, or flambeed when it can be deep fried.

— Sandra Brown

“It’s good,” Jackson said. “You’re just saying that,” I replied. “No, really, it’s good. A little greasy….” “The grease is part of the charm,”…

— Nick Wilgus

A bad hair day for me is when it gets flat and greasy.

— Sabrina Carpenter

Coconut oil is my best friend - I put it all over my body every night. And in the morning, I wash it off…

— Alexis Ren

Around every corner lurk greasy Fisherman's Platters that give children nightmares, Naugahyde minute steaks that put tofuburgers in a favorable light and all those…

— Bryan Miller

After a bath, I like to use Jo Wood Organics Usiku Body Oil. It mositurises my skin without leaving it greasy.

— Jessica Alba

The beloved may be treacherous, greasy-headed and given to evil habits, or else it can be a man in his late forties who works…

— Kelly Link