I should have known he and I weren't going to make it when…

I really like John McCain. He's an awesome dude and was a lot of fun when he hosted "SNL." I'd love to see a…

— Tina Fey

You mostly know that you want to be funny, know that you have the desire. It's not like people who grow up beautiful and…

— Tina Fey

I was a very confident little kid.

— Tina Fey

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.

— Tina Fey

Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

— Tina Fey

Pentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody…

— Tina Fey

“That summer I got to know four families in which half the children were gay. In case you’re interested from a sociological point of…

— Tina Fey

The topic of working moms is a tap-dance recital in a minefield.

— Tina Fey

You can be a little bit darker and rougher on the stage, partly because when you're in the theater, people have come to see…

— Tina Fey

[...] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me.

— Tina Fey

“To this day, all I know is there are between two and four openings down there and that the set up inside looks vaguely…

— Tina Fey

Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show... called Skating with the Nieces…

— Tina Fey

It's not vanity, because if you look weird, it will distract from what your trying to do. If you look as good as you…

— Tina Fey

Sometimes, you can feel or see how a movie can... how you can do it. Sometimes it's just like seeing, "Can that work? Will…

— Tina Fey

“forward, women embraced their diversity and realized that all shapes and sizes are beautiful. Ah ha ha. No. I’m totally messing with you. All…

— Tina Fey