You Know your like a doorknob that belongs to a pimp, all…

You know, your like a doorknob it seems like everybody gets a turn.

— The Wise Brianna Young

That girl is like a doorknob ... everyone gets a turn

— Michael Country

You are like a doorknob everyone gets a turn

— Anonymous

Shark Tale feels borrowed, sampled and dittoed from the collective funniness of the past 10 years in studio-made animation.

— Desson Thomson

Funniness is genetic.

— Angela Kinsey

“I loved Monty Python for the wordplay--this sense that you didn’t have to squash your intelligence to be funny. In fact, you could walk…

— George Saunders

You know if they said kindness or funniness was really most important to them then they will be more likely to say yes to…

— Sheena Iyengar

You can maybe be artistic and really original and creative, but as long as it's got that funniness at the root of it, then…

— Jason Gann

I adored Mickey Mouse when I was a child. He was the emblem of happiness and funniness.

— Maurice Sendak

Will a day come when the race will detect the funniness of these juvenilities and laugh at them—and by laughing at them destroy them?…

— Mark Twain

Oh, I adored Mickey Mouse when I was a child. He was the emblem of happiness and funniness. You went to the movies then,…

— Maurice Sendak

I think funniness is a sign of intelligence.

— Chelsea Martin

Funniness is the wild card in the pack.

— Penelope Gilliatt

When you start explaining why something's funny or finding a formula for it I think it loses some of its funniness.

— Betty White

well, death says, as he walks by, I'm going to get you anyhow no matter what you've been: writer, cab-driver, pimp, butcher, sky-diver, I'm…

— Charles Bukowski