I'm getting pretty good at masturbating

It's getting pretty old being a second choice to everyone...

— Anonymous

An' all the girls are getting' pretty... they're sprayin' on the White Rain.

— Jason Aldean

Getting the pretty back is about getting back in touch with your essential self: the part of you that knows what you really want.

— Molly Ringwald

“I’m getting pretty good at this. Maybe when all this is over I could be a product tester for Mars rovers.”

— Andy Weir

You can have a pretty face if you want, its not that hard but getting a pretty personality, now thats a challenge

— Levita BRAHZ

To see all the fans getting into it, that's pretty special.

— Johan Santana

Oh, that's me. I'm just masturbating. Well, if you keep interrupting me it will take a little bit longer. But usually it just takes…

— Due Date

“I can't," I said. "I threw my back out masturbating.”

— Chelsea Handler

“Hey Sin, are you masturbating in there?”

— James Cox

I was, uh, masturbating. - me when I don't want to admit I was in the bathroom for 30 minutes playing Angry Birds or…

— Nikhil Saluja

That whole thing about masturbating. Most girls, I guess nobody has to tell them, they just figure it out. I had to be told.…

— Patti Smith

“I will say it here on louder, all people to can hear it. I "DeYtH Banger" - I have masturbating problem ): .”

— Deyth Banger

“Masturbation and meditation both promote physical and mental wellbeing.”

— Abhijit Naskar

My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.

— Roddy Piper

“My energies have been drained. Masturbating too much will do that.”

— Michelle M. Pillow