Naw, I'm not goin' out there and comin' back, lookin' like…

There was a product on late night TV that you could attach to your garden hose - "You can water your hard-to-reach plants with…

— Mitch Hedberg

Adolescence is like cactus.

— Anais Nin

“Sometimes life in my dream-come-true was uncomfortable, like waving good morning and smiling at strangers. That felt foreign to me. And I had never…

— Luis Mario

“You're pretty low maintenance, as women go." "I am, am I?" She sounded amused. "Yeah. Like a cactus.”

— Roxanne Snopek

“He loved politics in large part exactly because it meant time spent with men like Cactus Jack Garner(who would be remembered for observing that…

— David McCullough

Be like a cactus that gives beautiful flowers, yet it has sharp thorns that could hurt people if they are not careful enough.

— Ahmed Shahyn

“He listened like a cactus drinks the rain.”

— Laini Taylor

Texas is a hell hole, man. Dirt, cactus, lizards, dirt, cactus, the Bush family.

— Christopher Titus

John flung himself into a pseudo-karate stance, one hand poised behind him and one in front, posed like a cartoon cactus. I thought for…

— David Wong

Key West is the place where your sickly house plant back in New York grows to 10 ft. It's also the place where an…

— Edmund White

“What a surprise. That boy doesn't have the sense God gave a cactus.”

— Kathleen Peacock

The one thing that seems to be consistent through all my work that I like, and I experimented a lot, is the viewer is…

— Richard Misrach

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy…

— Ilona Andrews

“The cactus thrives in the desert while the fern thrives in the wetland. The fool will try to plant them in the same flowerbox.…

— Vera Nazarian

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.

— Demetri Martin