Mean Mr. Mustard Such a dirty old man Such a dirty old man

Just because you have lost Mr.Wrong doesnt mean that Mr.Right isnt looking for you¦

— Anonymous

There is no release In a bodkin or disease, Nor can there be a work so great As that which cleans man's dirty slate.

— William Butler Yeats

Dirty old men, ignoring society, continue to follow nature.

— Mason Cooley

With the "old dog" stuff, maybe the term "old" is in there, but I'm 26. I'm not that old. It's mostly like, "Ah, you…

— Mac DeMarco

“Talk dirty to me. Call me names." "You dirty, dirty, old person." Praline said rather unenthusiastically.”

— Marshall Thornton

I've always thought that the stereotype of the dirty old man is really the creation of a dirty young man who wants the field…

— Hugh Downs

“The front door had been secure at some point in time, I suppose, but now it usually hung ajar by a few inches, the…

— Rob Thurman

“One thing I could never stand was to see a filthy dirty old drunky howling away at the filthy songs of his fathers and…

— Anthony Burgess

“I love the saying “Nobody likes a dirty old man or a clean little boy.”

— Anthony Bourdain

TV tends to look for the living equivalents of squeaky-clean Kens and Barbies, but with my dial I'm more like Ken's dirty old uncle.

— John C. McGinley

“Hugh Crain,” Theodora said, “you were a dirty old man, and you made a dirty old house and if you can still hear me…

— Shirley Jackson

“Dirty old men are dirty because they are hanging on to life. Sex is the life force, and the nearer they come to death,…

— Allen Wheelis

Perhaps we should never procure a new suit, however ragged or dirty the old, until we have so conducted or enterprised or sailed in…

— Henry David Thoreau

“I still contend that Shakespeare is a dirty old man.”

— Stephanie Riggs

“You’d better keep her tied.” “Why?” A yawn stretched Hunter’s dark face. “Because she’s looking skittish.” “She’s naked.” Sheathing his knife, Hunter flopped on…

— Catherine Anderson