Red… the Pooper Scooper Ninja,

“Bob had multiple stone axes in each arm, and he hurled them at the skeleton knights. A skeleton knight spun”

— Steve the Noob

“gasped. “No… my heart can’t be bought with cookies… or can it…?” Devlin laughed. “Oh, I think it can.”

— Steve the Noob

“Bob armed himself with a stone axe in each hand. Arceus stood ready with his bow fully drawn. Shadow had multiple”

— Steve the Noob

“A villager named Avery moved into town and started up a fashion clothing store. She said that fashion was her passion, and that she…

— Steve the Noob

“build you your own training grounds, then. As for payment, Steve has access to the treasury, so he can help you with that.”   Shadow”

— Steve the Noob

“I followed Ema and Krista to the hospital. On the way there, the potions and Blood Lust wore off. Every part of my body…

— Steve the Noob

“Besides endless training and monster slaying, there has been a couple of new developments in our town.”

— Steve the Noob

“Inside the chest, we found 20 gold ores, 8 diamonds, 70 iron ores, and 20 obsidian blocks.”

— Steve the Noob

“Yeah, I admire your work and goals. Your actions are noble and your heart is true.”

— Steve the Noob

“mayor hired a new villager named Ema to be the main healer. Ema previously worked as a healer in her old village, so it…

— Steve the Noob

“Aghhh!! It hurt just as much going out as it did going in.”

— Steve the Noob

“up to a tree. He lifted his leg and was about to pee on it and mark his territory.”

— Steve the Noob

“Thanks for reading all the way through. I hope that you enjoyed this book. As a new writer, it is hard to get started;…

— Steve the Noob

“performed admirably, and the ground assault force completed its task. It was wins all around for us. There were some injuries, but nothing”

— Steve the Noob

“We both landed on the ground.   Daisy was standing nearby, greeting the villagers. She saw what happened and said, “OMG! Are you guys…

— Steve the Noob