“One night I'm at a basketball game, the next I'm being held up by armed ninjas. Shit happens.” — Penny Marshall Copy Share Image
Oh yeah? Who's the only one here who knows secret Ninja moves from the government? -Napoleon Dynamite — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
A true Ninja is a master of himself and his environment, so don't forget: We're turtles! -Leonardo — Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Copy Share Image
I kick-kick game, can't injure Nicki. That's why they nick-nicknamed me Ninja Nicki. — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
Accidentally consumed five biscuits when I wasn't paying attention. Those biscuits are wily fellows - they leap in like sugary ninjas — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
It's really a dream come true being a WWE Superstar and being in 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.' These are just larger-than-life franchises… — Sheamus Copy Share Image
No ninjas! How was that possible? Five daughters brought up at home without any ninjas! I never heard of such a thing.… — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
We accidentally gave my boys 'Ninja Turtle' names. I can promise you that Michelangelo and Donatello will not be coming out of… — Hilaria Baldwin Copy Share Image
Ninja Turtles taught me how to meditate. They got me into martial arts. They helped make me who I am today. — Greg Cipes Copy Share Image
“Later she would think about how he'd snuck up on her so silently. The man was on crutches - what was he,… — Sarah Mayberry Copy Share Image
Larry's zombie bag was a nearly virulent green with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on it. I was almost afraid to ask what… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Let me get this straight. I can't take the vampire with me because if I remove the stake, he can kill us… — Tate Hallaway Copy Share Image
There’s too much to be done. I need to know– (Jericho) No. (Delphine) No, you d’in. (Jericho) Yes, I di’id. Don’t make… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
New Rule: The rest of the world can go back to being completely jealous of America. Our majority white country just freely… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I also learned to play Fruit Ninja on an iPad. It is quite hypnotic, and I hope one day to get past… — Simon Hoggart Copy Share Image
The actual, original 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,' I have vague memories of because I was pretty small, but I loved, loved, loved… — Mae Whitman Copy Share Image
I grew up watching 'Power Rangers,' 'Ninja Turtles', 'Batman.' You name it, I was a huge fan. And that's what I used… — Robbie Amell Copy Share Image
“Just as I was thinking I would never find my animus, I caught sight of my shadow and laughed out loud. I'd… — Jane Prowse Copy Share Image
“The other ninja righted himself and moved beside her. "Any last words?" he asked. I rolled my eyes. Why did people always… — Cole Gibsen Copy Share Image
Booyah, I will summon the ninja. Oh, and take a lunch break while we burgle." "You're going, too?" "Am I not ninja… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image