“Yeah, I'm kind of proud of myself, too. I was a fucking sex ninja .” — Victoria Dahl Copy Share Image
I hate it when I do something like a ninja and there is nobody around to see! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“What in the hell was that supposed to be? What are you...a Ninja Turtle?” — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
If I was a part of secret ninja group my power would be the power of apology. I would just apologize emphatically… — Zach Woods Copy Share Image
I have a very broad demographic, from the 8-year-old who knows every word to 'Ice Ice Baby' and the college kid who… — Vanilla Ice Copy Share Image
I lived with a ninja once: a black guy with dreads who smelled like onions and garlic. He had a magic sword.… — Lamorne Morris Copy Share Image
So I think we need to set up an 'American Ninja Warrior' obstacle course at the border and whoever can make it… — Lisa Kennedy Montgomery Copy Share Image
Dont blame me if you get injuries after you mess with my hair or reading the texts on my phone, Im a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Got to keep thatin mind. I'm a ninja now... I swore I'd never freeze up or run away again... AND I WON'T...! — Masashi Kishimoto Copy Share Image
What're you still doing up? You know all good little ninjas should be in bed, visions of homicidal sugarplums dancing in their… — Rob Thurman Copy Share Image
You'll start talking, and pretty soon we'll all start nodding, and then the next thing you know, I'm hang gliding off the… — Kathy Reichs Copy Share Image
“It's long past dark, and I don't see anyone walking tonight. Maybe Sundays are off-limits. Maybe my ninja girl even goes to… — A.S. King Copy Share Image
There is a movement happening, a quiet one. A low-profile, low-resolution revolution. Comprised of writers and dreamers, of guerrilla artists and thought-ninjas.… — Erin Morgenstern Copy Share Image
There's, like, a little move back in the 'Halo' days, whenever you were getting chased, if you went around a corner and… — Ninja Copy Share Image
The Ninja, as you know, operates by stealth. And so, case in point: I put out records... no one hears them! I… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
I've been reading titles from IDW for probably as long as they've been in existence. 'Ninja Turtles' is one of my all-time… — Taran Killam Copy Share Image
You think Bernadette Maguire killed him?” “Uh… no. She’s, like I said, she’s old.” “Old people can kill people too.” “I know,… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Every Halloween for six years, I was a Ninja Turtle, and Mikey was my favorite. The turtles really made me who I… — Greg Cipes Copy Share Image
On the other end of the spectrum, we can't use this permission to sometimes say no and use it as a wand… — Lysa TerKeurst Copy Share Image
