Now they were sixtyish and gray and almost as wide as they…

(The baby sneezed. Wulf jumped as fire shot out of its nostrils and almost singed his leg.) Excuse me. I almost made Dark-Hunter barbecue,…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

My ex called and said she still loves me, I sneezed and said sorry AM ALERGIC TO BULLSHIT

— Bishop

I once sneezed a beenie weenie through my nose. I also made a horse faint in Costa Rica.

— Anonymous

It used to be said that when the U.S. sneezed, the world caught a cold. The opposite is equally true today. Our prosperity is…

— Lawrence Summers

“I sneezed into the wind, and closed my eyes and imagined my face was barraged by cool ocean spray.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Horace felt an overwhelming need to sneeze. He tried to smother the sound, but only succeeded in making it louder. Will looked up angrily,…

— John Flanagan

If I'd been in a school play, I'd probably have sneezed and messed everything up.

— Millie Bobby Brown

“Well, you can't know it without something having been sneezed.”

— A. A. Milne

My mother was good at reading books, making cinnamon biscuits, and coloring in a coloring book. Also she was a good eater of popcorn…

— Haven Kimmel

Brazil is in a solid position. In the past, if the United States sneezed, we caught pneumonia. Today, if the United States sneezes, we…

— Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva

Wonders if that is snow outside or if Amy Winehouse just sneezed.

— Serenity Karma

They came out in a dim, damp basement - a generic sort of place, full of moulding boxes. 'You take me to the nicest…

— Rachel Caine

“Then he sneezed, an astonishing sneeze, a two-lungs-full sneeze, with a big hooting follow-through loud enough to wake the dead”

— David Hewes

Once, when a British Prime Minister sneezed, men half a world away would blow their noses. Now when a British Prime Minister sneezes nobody…

— Bernard Levin

“Well, now I felt horrible. I'd marred perfectly good ass cheeks for no reason. It was as if I'd sneezed on the Mona Lisa.”

— Molly Harper