Then he sneezed, an astonishing sneeze, a two-lungs-full…

(The baby sneezed. Wulf jumped as fire shot out of its nostrils and almost singed his leg.) Excuse me. I almost made Dark-Hunter barbecue,…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“Well, now I felt horrible. I'd marred perfectly good ass cheeks for no reason. It was as if I'd sneezed on the Mona Lisa.”

— Molly Harper

Once, when a British Prime Minister sneezed, men half a world away would blow their noses. Now when a British Prime Minister sneezes nobody…

— Bernard Levin

They came out in a dim, damp basement - a generic sort of place, full of moulding boxes. 'You take me to the nicest…

— Rachel Caine

Wonders if that is snow outside or if Amy Winehouse just sneezed.

— Serenity Karma

Brazil is in a solid position. In the past, if the United States sneezed, we caught pneumonia. Today, if the United States sneezes, we…

— Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva

My mother was good at reading books, making cinnamon biscuits, and coloring in a coloring book. Also she was a good eater of popcorn…

— Haven Kimmel

“Well, you can't know it without something having been sneezed.”

— A. A. Milne

If I'd been in a school play, I'd probably have sneezed and messed everything up.

— Millie Bobby Brown

“Horace felt an overwhelming need to sneeze. He tried to smother the sound, but only succeeded in making it louder. Will looked up angrily,…

— John Flanagan

“I sneezed into the wind, and closed my eyes and imagined my face was barraged by cool ocean spray.”

— Jarod Kintz

It used to be said that when the U.S. sneezed, the world caught a cold. The opposite is equally true today. Our prosperity is…

— Lawrence Summers

I once sneezed a beenie weenie through my nose. I also made a horse faint in Costa Rica.

— Anonymous

My ex called and said she still loves me, I sneezed and said sorry AM ALERGIC TO BULLSHIT

— Bishop

It would be nice if people said, God bless you not just when you sneezed but also when you farted.

— Demetri Martin