I thought Candy Mountain was a real place

“Most girls get flowers or candy. I get a declaration of martial law.”

— Lisa Shearin

I like Valentine's Day. The trouble is the florists and the candy-makers and the card people are all advertising so much, you don't dare…

— Andy Rooney

“Did you know that at one time trick-or-treating was stopped? It's true. During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat…

— Linda Bozzo

Love is like a piece of candy. You can buy it anywhere but given by the right person is what makes it special.

— Anonymous

“Two at a time, Vera ate her peanut M&Ms. Except for the red ones. These, she alleged, were made from the guts of dead…

— Tiffanie DeBartolo

DAMN YOU CANDY CRUSH!!!

— Anonymous

I'm one of those people. I can be sold by the candy in life, and then it can be stripped away within a split…

— Richard Ashcroft

The truth is, one of the best things about being 15 years old is that things like candy are still exciting. Once you get…

— Kat Timpf

“Goddamn sneaking candy thief found my cache" Peabody pursed her lips "You had candy in the file cabilnet." she angled her head "Under M?"…

— JD Robb

I remember candy rationing until I was, like, 7.

— Tim Curry

Dont expect someone to stay sweet forever because even the sweetest candy has an expiration date.

— Anonymous

Of all the jaw-droppingly beautiful women who've become genuine movie stars, none has had a longer film career (62 years), has been filmed in…

— Robert Osborne

“I haven’t had cotton candy in forever,” he said. “I’d forgotten how…sugary it is.” “It’s pure sugar.” “I wonder who invented it.” “I think…

— Rachel Hawthorne

Happy Sweetest Day! Who wants to be my sweetheart? Anyone? No? Okay, More candy for me.

— Anonymous

“I feel like cotton candy: sugar and air. Squeeze me and I’d turn into a small sickly damp wad of weeping pinky-red. “I”

— Margaret Atwood