Reach deep into your wallet and buy a decent mule.

Exposure plus 95 cents might buy you a decent cup of coffee. The key is to 'position' yourself in your market as the expert,…

— Bob Burg

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.

— Will Rogers

You’re going to have to learn to ride a horse on your own, Phaedra', he said. 'It will make the journey faster.' 'The mule…

— Melina Marchetta

A mule will labor ten years willingly and patiently for you, for the privilege of kicking you once.

— William Faulkner

I have opinions on everything. I'm a stubborn old mule. The biggest problem is keeping my mouth shut.

— Mika

The North African mule talks always of his mother's brother, the horse, but never of his father, the donkey, in favor of others supposedly…

— Clifford Geertz

There's no education in the second kick of a mule

— Sam Rayburn

My favorite animal is the mule. He has more horse sense than a horse. He knows when to stop eating - and he knows…

— Harry S. Truman

There is nothing to be learned from the second kick of a mule.

— Mark Twain

“People skills are useless with cats, because cats are immune to training, and do whatever they decide in any situation... And most importantly they…

— Will Advise

Where's Amy?" Ian put in. "Will you please get her to call that Evan character? He rings here twenty times a day. He's either…

— Gordon Korman

The National Park Service shot a mule in the face. He survived but had trouble swallowing and often food came out of his nose.

— Cleveland Amory

One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool

— E. W. Howe

My mother always told me the best way to learn to deal with a man was to learn to ride a mule. She said…

— Robert Jordan

She would be a new person, she vowed. They said no matter how far a mule travels it can never come back a horse,…

— Junot Diaz