You look like the back end of an overworked farm mule.

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.

— Will Rogers

My mother always told me the best way to learn to deal with a man was to learn to ride a mule. She said…

— Robert Jordan

“I’m more like a...like a mule.” “A mule?” he repeated slowly, brows furrowing. “Yeah, a mule. You know, half horse, half donkey—” “I know…

— Anonymous

And we never got the mule, let alone the forty acres.

— Charles Evers

One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool

— E. W. Howe

They say, when you die, and after burial, you come like an insect or animal. I hear some people com back as a mule;…

— Laurel Aitken

The National Park Service shot a mule in the face. He survived but had trouble swallowing and often food came out of his nose.

— Cleveland Amory

Where's Amy?" Ian put in. "Will you please get her to call that Evan character? He rings here twenty times a day. He's either…

— Gordon Korman

I developed my style by pickin' a lot of cotton, plowin' that ole mule every day. I just got the rhythm, and any rhythm…

— John Hunter

“People skills are useless with cats, because cats are immune to training, and do whatever they decide in any situation... And most importantly they…

— Will Advise

“I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him.…

— Clint Eastwood

This 'Whoa, Nellie!' thing is overrated. There were all kinds of stories going around. People said I had a mule in Georgia named Nellie.…

— Keith Jackson

There is nothing to be learned from the second kick of a mule.

— Mark Twain

My favorite animal is the mule. He has more horse sense than a horse. He knows when to stop eating - and he knows…

— Harry S. Truman

“With all the global warming going around nowadays, it would only take the stubbornness of a mule and the patience of a sitting duck…

— Will Advise