Don't ever use duct tape on your privates. That's what I…

“Yes, of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.”

— Andy Weir

“Happy Father’s Day to the coolest dads out there! You guys rock the dad game like pros. Whether you're fixing stuff with duct tape,…

— Life is Positive

You can never have too much butter.

— Julie Powell

“Also, I have duct tape. Ordinary duct tape, like you buy at a hardware store. Turns out even NASA can’t improve on duct tape.”

— Andy Weir

“3. The séance was for real and everyone knows it. But they won’t discuss it because A. they don’t trust me, B. they don’t…

— Jeannine Garsee

What's that sticky stuff called? Basta: Duct tape. Yes, duct tape. I love duct tape.

— Cornelia Funke

“There are many ways to get to know someone, and my favorite is seeing them naked in Happy Baby pose. I also feel it…

— Chelsea Handler

You can never have too much sky.

— Sandra Cisneros

Hey duct tape, what's REALLY bothering you?

— Nikhil Saluja

“His voice was chipper. Cinnamon hated chipper. She wrapped Chipper up in duct tape, pounded nails into it and used it to beat the…

— Barbra Annino

“enough duct tape, you can fix anything,” he laughed. “Perfect.”

— Matthew Mather

“...duct tape is magic and should be worshipped.”

— Andy Weir

“Sure, I’d fake my own death. But only if I had the following items: duct tape, seven slinkies, a parachute, and a mannequin that…

— Jarod Kintz

“He backed away from me, clutching the phone to his chest. “What?” “Gimme the phone,” I commanded, holding out my hand. His head dropped…

— Karina Halle

Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side and it binds the Universe together.

— Anonymous