If you ask someone out and they say no, try it again in a…

“Yeah,' I said and started smoking another cigarette. Unless I inform you otherwise, I'm always smoking another cigarette.”

— Martin Amis

“Rather than you smoking a cigarette, the cigarette is really smoking you.”

— Anthony Liccione

“I was in control of every area of my life except for smoking. The cigarette was deciding where I could go, what I could…

— Allen Carr

In a long coat, grey hat, smoking a cigarette

— Gary Numan

“He said that when you’re locked up, smoking a cigarette is like having a friend.”

— Tom Robbins

Just saw a pregnant lady smoking a cigarette. We live in a cruel world ladies and gentlemen.

— Anonymous

Unless I specifically inform you otherwise, I'm always smoking another cigarette.

— Martin Amis

“He says when you're smoking a cigarette with someone, and you have a lighter, you should light their cigarette first. But if you have…

— Stephen Chbosky

People wearing sunglasses in their avatar are serial killers and should be blocked.

— Nikhil Saluja

To remove all credibility from what you're saying try wearing sunglasses on your forehead.

— Demetri Martin

“I had sunglasses on my head all day and I still feel like I am wearing sunglasses on my head, although I am not.…

— Kristin Hansen

“Ruby’s stories didn’t have morals. They meant one thing in the light and one thing in the dark and another thing entirely when she…

— Nova Ren Suma

“Article 100: "When pulling up to a stoplight, a Bro lowers his window so that all might enjoy his music selection." Corollary: "If there…

— Barney Stinson

Sunglasses are great, but I always feel a bit pretentious wearing sunglasses. I mean, I do love to wear them.

— Daphne Guinness

I don't want to be criticised for wearing sunglasses in the sun.

— Jerome Boateng