I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I love CNN. I love the Cartoon Network. I mean, I thought these things up.

— Ted Turner

You have to have pace, you have to have high production values, you have to have interesting graphics, and you have to have attractive…

— Brit Hume

CNN is not fake news.

— Jolene Ivey

I'd played a lot of best friends, and/or bad guys, which seems to be my lot in life. In romantic comedies there's always a…

— Rob Corddry

I remember back in the day when Chuck D called hip-hop the 'black people's CNN.' Well now, hip-hop is more like Fox News. It's…

— Saul Williams

I know CNN has taken some knocks lately but the fact is, I admire their commitment to covering all sides of the story, just…

— Barack Obama

[Donald] Trump is going to look into the notion of prosecuting Hillary [Clinton]. CNN has a graphic up , "Trump: Some human activity linked…

— Rush Limbaugh

I remember an interview so terrible with CNN's Jon Klein, I nearly blurted out, 'Forget it, I am a loser!' But I didn't need…

— Mika Brzezinski

The Gulf War may not have occurred in the actual global space, but it did occur in global time. And this thanks to CNN…

— Paul Virilio

This batch [emails hacked from a top Hillary Clinton aide] shows [Donna] Brazile gave the [Hillary] Clinton campaign advance warning of questions the candidate…

— Ari Shapiro

When Gingrich attacked CNN's John King for bringing up his alleged proposal of an open marriage to his second wife, Gingrich accused him of…

— Robert Dallek

Everybody who runs CNN is a lot like Jon Stewart, and a lot of people who run all the other networks are a lot…

— Rick Sanchez

Yesterday on CNN, Joe Biden said he hasn't made up his mind about whether he'll run for president in 2016. Which raises the question:…

— Jimmy Fallon

I did not say BLM leaders called for rioting, as some are accusing me of saying on CNN.

— Michael Caputo

CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into three parts: regular, premium and unleaded.

— Jay Leno