...any guy can buy you flowers, but the one who buys you…

Sir, this lane is for ten items or less. I’m counting thirteen items in your cart, including that hemorrhoid cream. And while hemorrhoids might…

— Anonymous

“The fact that I’d gone out to buy him hemorrhoid cream a couple of times probably helped solidify the lines in our friend zone.”

— Mariana Zapata

I buy flowers for myself all the time. I'm comedy's Elton John.

— Joe Lycett

A good eye cream is really important when you are traveling, busy and stressed-that's when the dark puffy circles can get you.

— Kate Winslet

The one thing I still love is mint choc chip ice cream - the really fluorescent kind.

— Tana Ramsay

When I was seven or eight I was really into Cream, really into Led Zeppelin.

— Jon Fishman

“Buy flowers — or if you are poor, steal one from someone’s garden; the world owes you that much at least: a blossom —…

— Caitlin Moran

Mrs. Dalloway said she would buy the flowers herself.

— Virginia Woolf

“Clarissa said she would buy the flowers herself.”

— Virginia woolf

“I want to run out and buy her flowers and candy and other things that will wilt and die or rot her teeth.”

— S.G. Browne

“We went to buy you two flowers, but neither of us thought j just one bouquet would do it.”

— Jamie McGuire

“The first,” Elise repeated, and for reasons she could only guess at, being first gave her a sense of pleasure. She decided to buy…

— Debbie Macomber

“If it’s been more than 24 hours, you call the cops and I’ll buy the flowers. I’ll meet you at church, first for your…

— Jarod Kintz

“Don't believe a man will give you the world if he doesn't even buy you flowers.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

“It is not the force of the wind, but the depth of the roots.”

— Craig D. Lounsbrough