Little tip, Morty. Never clean DNA vials with your spit.

As the rain falls and the sun shines, they grow, grow, grow; minds so open, they go through life aware and accepting, seeing light…

— Cecelia Ahern

There is a white girl from Australia that spits in an Australian accent, and her name is Chelsea Jane. That I can get into.…

— Rah Digga

... And these children that you spit on as they try to change their worlds are immune to your consultations. They're quite aware of…

— David Bowie

I'm one, too," he said. "What?" He spit a wad of blood and mucus into the dirt. "A virgin." What a shock. "What makes…

— Rick Yancey

The library in summer is the most wonderful thing because there you get books on any subject and read them each for only as…

— Polly Horvath

I am burdened with what the Buddhists call the monkey mind. The thoughts that swing from limb to limb, stopping only to scratch themselves,…

— Elizabeth Gilbert

Taste your words before you spit them out

— Anonymous

Once I slapped a rapper with mace, Then I spit acid in his face, after he rinsed his eyes, no wait... I actually grew…

— Pharoahe Monch

MARVEL IS A CORNUCOPIA OF FANTASY, A WILD IDEA , A SWASHBUCKLING ATTITUDE , AN ESCAPE FROM THE HUMDRUM AND PROSAIC. IT'S A SERENDIPITOUS…

— Stan Lee

Children are guilty of unpardonable rudeness when they spit in the face of a companion; neither are they excusable who spit from windows or…

— Jean-Baptiste de La Salle

Freedom! To fill people's mailboxes, eyes, ears and brains with commercial rubbish against their will, television programs that are impossible to watch with a…

— Anonymous

There's nothing wrong with pitch counts. But not when it's spit out by a computer, and the computer does not look at an individual's…

— Tom Seaver

If you get yourself killed, I'll find your grave and spit on it," she threatened.

— Julie Garwood

It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a…

— Jack Handey

Who spits against heaven, it falls in his face.

— George Herbert