Goin On 12, Go Home And Tell That Man A Lie I Got A Bake…

I'm not the bake-sale-mom type - though once in a while, I'll make challah French toast for my sons.

— Kelly Wearstler

“Then she rushes to pick up Asha from school, where she is known only as "Asha's mom" by the other mothers, who seem to…

— Shilpi Somaya Gowda

It will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need, and our air force has to have a bake-sale…

— Robert Fulghum

“(It should be noted that the Honorable Guild of Evil Warlords has worked very hard to counter the negative stereotype of its members. After…

— Brandon Sanderson

For most of our young lives, my family was baffled by elementary school bake sales, to which we were told to bring in goodies…

— Jennifer Lee

I've been entrepreneurial since middle school. I was always arranging bake sales, dances and school trips to raise money for the Dalton School.

— Dylan Lauren

“Luther’s point was that, according to Scripture, salvation is not a bake sale:”

— Sarah Vowell

“weeks. It was the same stuff every year. Santa mugs filled with candy canes. Canisters of homemade hot chocolate mix. Starbucks cards she’d never…

— Olivia Newport

I'm a fan of the hand-me-down recipes - friends, family, bake sales, community cookbooks - those are the recipes that have withstood the test…

— Christina Tosi

“Church is important to most folks in the South. So the most important thing going is basically ruled by men as decreed by the…

— Trae Crowder

“I had done something wrong. I shouldn't have shown him. But he had known, hadn't he? What had I done? I retreated quickly down…

— Maggie Stiefvater

In the real world, I see conservatives volunteering at adoption agencies, at churches, at bake sales and the local American Legion Post while the…

— Allen West

Answering a letter from a church asking what else they should try after having failed to raise enough money on bake sales, bazaars, suppers,…

— Horace Greeley

Do you have someone watching her house?” (Stephanie) “That kind of surveillance only happens in the movies. We’re so underbudgeted we’re one step away…

— Janet Evanovich

“There was more tension back at the parking lot than a southern woman’s girdle at a bake sale.”

— Stacey Marie Brown