The store had a hand-painted sign that read: MOOSE PASS…

The store had a hand-painted sign the read: MOOSE PASS GAS. "That's just wrong," Frank said.

— Rick Riordan

The sign read MOUSE PASS GAS Frank: "That's wrong

— Rick Riordan

On any day in the Mission in San Francisco, you can see a hand-painted sign that is kind of funky, and maybe that person,…

— Margaret Kilgallen

“However, I do spot this hand-painted sign, propped up by two pieces of wood on the side of the road. "When the last tree…

— Eric Weiner

Your job today is to pass gas. You do that and we can start feeding you liquids. No fart, no food.

— Khaled Hosseini

I try to hold it in until I get on the ice, then in front of the net sometimes I'll pass gas.

— P. K. Subban

My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals.

— Bill Cosby

Getting into the Hall of Fame won't change me. I'm still going to pass gas and pick my nose like I always do.

— Bert Blyleven

“Not another word, not another thought, not another sniffle. If you need to pass gas, I pray you'll clench your backside and keep walking…

— S.C. Barrus

It's a gas, just phoning up some bands and saying: 'You don't know us but we love you and would you come play with…

— Gord Downie

Please say this gas bill is just an estimate

— Adolf Hitler

You know how much money the oil companies have? If you need some gas, just go fill your tank off and drive off -…

— Kid Rock

Look, natural gas, just like oil, is going to eventually go away. It's not renewable.

— Ed Rendell

I've got to pay $5 for gas just like everybody else.

— Young Jeezy

You have to be an idiot to run out of gas…I just did.

— Brooke Burke