The sign read MOUSE PASS GAS Frank: "That's wrong

“The store had a hand-painted sign that read: MOOSE PASS GAS. “That’s just wrong,” Frank said. By”

— Rick Riordan

I wish I had a sign that read, This is a Drama Free Zone, so please take it somewhere else.

— JREYES

“A sign read "Free drinks for billiards competitors only." Hand-lettered below read "All others will pay." It was written in blood. I could tell…

— Red Tash

My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals.

— Bill Cosby

Getting into the Hall of Fame won't change me. I'm still going to pass gas and pick my nose like I always do.

— Bert Blyleven

“Not another word, not another thought, not another sniffle. If you need to pass gas, I pray you'll clench your backside and keep walking…

— S.C. Barrus

I try to hold it in until I get on the ice, then in front of the net sometimes I'll pass gas.

— P. K. Subban

Your job today is to pass gas. You do that and we can start feeding you liquids. No fart, no food.

— Khaled Hosseini

Jeez, Hazel," Percy said, "tell your horse to watch his language." Hazel tried not to laugh. "What did he say?" "With the cussing removed?…

— Rick Riordan

What exactly did you find in Atlanta?” Frank unzipped his backpack and started bringing out souvenirs. “Some peach preserves. A couple of T-shirts. A…

— Rick Riordan

Everyone thinks you've been kidnapped," he said. "We've been scouring the ship. When Coach Hedge finds out- oh, gods, you've been here all night?"…

— Rick Riordan

Fair... You'd be amazed how often I hear that word, Frank Zhang,and how meaningless it is. Is it fair your life will burn so…

— Rick Riordan

Nice creepy reptile,” Frank said, very aware of the driftwood in his coat pocket. “Nice poisonous, fire-breathing reptile.

— Rick Riordan

There's another problem," Percy said. "I'm not good with air travel. It's dangerous for a son of Neptune." "You'll have to risk it...and so…

— Rick Riordan

[Hazel] hissed in frustration. 'I hate eidolons. I thought Piper made them promise to stay away.' 'Oh...' Frank said, like he'd just had his…

— Rick Riordan